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Friday, December 31, 2004
 
WOOHOO!! L&O SVU on all day on USA!! I know...it's pathetic to be staying in all day when it's in the 50's in Illinois...but I gotta do laundry and I'm feeling blah today...don't know why....so what better way to take care of that than to watch a few shows about some of the sickos in our society...hey...makes me appreciate I'm not as messed up as I thought!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!


Thursday, December 30, 2004
 
THINGS THAT ANNOY ME TODAY:
....people who drive in the left lane and start to clog up traffic while smoking a cigarette with a "bite me" smirk on their face, all the while the right lane is clear and for the taking...
....dumbass people in the drive-thru.....ok...so you made a mistake..it happens...but don't look at me like you just took a drag off your one-hitter, or worse yet, argue with me that Arby's sauce is the same a BBQ sauce...I didn't ASK for Arby's sauce...I asked for BBQ sauce, so get it right, you moron, or go back down in the basement and play some more D&D* with your other dumbass friends because you can't find anyone else desperate enough to hire you....when I was waitressing at Steak N Shake (a magnet for you guys), I didn't treat people like you do...
....the birds in Menards...I hope the Menards people are making sure these birds are eating and getting water, seeing as how they won't get them outside...can't they do something? I feel terrible that these things are flying around confused and not able to get out...(hey...I like the underlings of the world...they didn't ask Menards to put a big store in their space)...
...........which brings me to...........
...people who bitch about birds pooping on their car...um...they're BIRDS....they POOP...they don't have little signs that read "NO POOPING LANE," nor do they have it out for you in some weird personal venedetta.....now maybe I'm being a bit ignorant because I'm able to put my truck in a garage...but...all I can say is...NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA NAAA!!!
....Spring weather in December....this is Illinois...not Florida...if you want Florida weather.....GO TO FLORIDA....

*it is not the opinion of this blogger that D&D is a bad game...it's quite cool...but you need to work for a living..play D&D after work....




Wednesday, December 29, 2004
 
...damn...Jerry Orbach died...I LOVED him....I'd put his pic up like Britt does if I knew how....

.................here's to Lenny Briscoe....(raises phantom shot glass of whiskey...)


Tuesday, December 28, 2004
 
....tomorrow...a happy post.....if you should decide to come back...


 
THINGS THAT ANNOY ME TODAY:
....words like "laters," "anyhoo," "dude"
....peoples' babies on their blogs...ONLY peoples' babies...it's ok to show a pic if it's part of the post...like..."look what I had today," but NOT the whole blog....I don't care if little puddin' pop just got home...just went to sleep...just spit up...just got a diaper change...oh look...that's daddy puddin' pop changing puddin' pop's diaper...it's only cute to the one with the kid.....
....famous people that name their kids terrible names that will get said kid beat up in school....Julia Roberts named her daughter...Hazel...WTF? Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple...
...sure..go ahead...tell me it's their kid so they can do whatever they want blah blah blah...(hey, it's my blog)....c'mon people...remember how it felt to be made fun of?
....Wal-Mart...is it me, or are they turning into a huge Aldi's? I HATE Aldi's...never go in there...they believe if you want the low prices you should wait FOREVER to pay for 'em...Wal-Mart seems to be getting that way, too...
....my credit card company...just tacked on 59$ yearly fee...and even tho I was 40$ away from limit...charged me 29$ for being over.....AS^*$$#*&()_+(+_(&^%$#@!!
....Bradley games that pre-empt Law&Order....there are plenty of other nights during the week that have much more pre-emptable (is that a word?) shows on all evening....personally I think you should put the stupid game on one of those cable stations our over priced cable supplier tells us is so wonderful.....yeah...I don't like basketball...so what.....(sticking tongue out and delivering the perfect raspberry)...
....the anime look..seeing a lot of it lately and it's starting to make me think of Disney on acid.....
....PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS...aAaAaRrRrGgHh!!!!


 
oooh! oooh!! Troy...a.k.a. "Broken" will be on here soon with his own blog...I tried and I don't think it's up yet...he just signed up for it...he will be posting stories and poetry...keep this addy.....

http://www.imminentbreakdown.blogspot.com/


......."hello, Troy....come plaaayy with us...come play with us, Troy....forever....and ever...."


 
First let me say how happy I was to hear Norm is ok in Thailand...after that earthquake and the tsunami....what a way to start a vacation...(I know that sounds cold....sorry)...luckily he was somewhere else...
...as for the weather man...what the hell are you thinking? 50's by the weekend? You MUST be mistaken...you usually are about everything else!!

(clearing throat.......)

anyway......
...my friends Brad and Clayton are back...we had a very nice Christmas Eve dinner...Brad does make-up for the show "Enterprise" and the conversations we have are so interesting; he's been make-up artist for several movies during the years. Luckily he AND Clayton are down to earth and two of the nicest people you'd ever want to meet....now if Brad could just get Ray to come to dinner one night....


Friday, December 24, 2004
 
...ok everybody...close your eyes and wish for SNOW!!!




MERRY CHRISTMAS EVRYONE!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, December 22, 2004
 
...people are such idiots...causing all these cars to back up and even go out into traffic so they can get a parking spot.....dumbass. Let's not forget the traffic IN the malls...everyone trying to get what they need...but in the process forgetting to say such things as "excuse me"..."thank you"...and "merry Christmas" ....oh yeah...just because I want snow doesn't mean I'm public enemy no. 1....get over it...it's winter...I WANT SNOW....

...of course there are the good people...and I have to admit they outnumber the jerks...but sometimes it's hard to tell....

...I think it's time for another chocolate run.....


Tuesday, December 21, 2004
 
hey...if I can get permission...wanna come with me?

http://www.prairieghosts.com/barton.html


...............apparently, my dad was put here several times...he has bipolar disorder and manic depression...and back in the 50's, 60's, and 70's, it wasn't something you could get proper treatment for. It's rumored that my grandfather put his mother in here...that she lived out her remaining days in this place. It's said that bad things happened here...much suffering...and pain...can you imagine being crazy...and the only treatment was ice baths and electric shock? I have no reason to give why I want to go thru it...it would be during the day...and I'd have permission...I just don't want to go alone.

......I'm very serious about this.....let me know.


 
don't you just love...

-cherry Juicy Juice? mmmmmm
-a warm house in the dead of winter...especially a welcoming one..
-kisses from your pets...
-kisses from...well...you know.....
-a great movie that you had NO idea was gonna BE great...
-when everything in your day goes just the way you want it too....
especially after a very bad scare......
-a quiet snowfall...
-a mild summer rain...all day long....
-a walk in the woods....
-a night sky full of stars....
with a comet or two.....
-taking your dog swimming....and lauging at his joy...of being a dog....
-seeing a friend after a long time away....
-chocolate....
-chinese buffet....
-a wink from a handsome cowboy-looking guy in not-quite-tight-but-boy-I-like-it-jeans....only to turn around and realize it WAS directed at you because you're the only one there....












Monday, December 20, 2004
 
"...there's a penguin on the television!!"

"duuude.......sweeeeet"

"Ash.....?"

"it's finger lickin' gooood!"

"he ate the light"

"nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY"

"he doesn't want us to cut through our chains, he wants us to cut through our..."






 
...shheeeeesh...I miss Norm already.....


 
...got my leg warmers...mmmm comfy.......AND I'm done Christmas shopping...what little I got.....I'm with Britt....I usually let people know I used to work retail...and always intend to come to the defese of someone being harrassed by some dick......but people seemed to be pretty cool this year....weird.....


Thursday, December 16, 2004
 
WOOOHOOO!!! LEG WARMERS ARE BACK!!!


 
...getting a little...melancholy...is that the word? Sometimes people don't realize how lucky they are....I see some people who get all excited about the holidays...family is coming...or they're going to see them. I am very content to stay away from mine...at least the immediate family...my cousin Jerri has been more like a sister to me...she helps me when I need it and will always do what she can..I love her dearly....but the rest of the family...well...let's just say it's a good thing we don't get together. I'm not saying all this to get sympathy...THAT'S one reason I never told very many people when I was sick...just wanted anyone who reads this to be a little more thankful...you're so lucky! Besides..I have friends that DO like to be near me...and some that miss me....which makes ME lucky....

...enough of that depressing crap...Norm....if you read this before finals...good luck...don't worry too much...you're probably one of those guys I dispised (actually, more like...I admired)...always hated getting a B instead of an A....and if you read this after finals...I'm sure you did great...don't worry...have a drink...(make mine a margarita).....


 
..I saw a bumper sticker today..."THE WORLD IS MY PORKCHOP"
...hmmmmmm

Ooh! Looks like a really scary movie coming out next month...White Noise....says it's based on a true story...but that's what they said about The Blair Witch Project...hey...I never believed it...at least not after I saw the girl in it in Steak N Shake commercials....

I need to find out how to post pics on here...I finally got the North Carolina ones and I'd like to put a couple on....hmmm...I wonder who could show me...????


Wednesday, December 15, 2004
 
...apparently Norm has a Jeep...of which I'm jealous...I always wanted one...dark blue or dark green...hell, just about any color but pink.....I wonder what color his is? Maybe he'll tell us and make me all the more jealous...but that's ok...I got my new truck.....and maybe he can take his top off...go four wheeling....those big, cool, off-road tires.........hey...my tires......are good.....I can take my top off anytime I want........and I could have a bumper sticker that says..."It's A Jeep Thing...You Wouldn't Understand"...but what sense would THAT make....

...no...I LOVE my truck....


 
DO YA WANNA GET ROCKED? My favorite song by Def Leppard....I love to sing along...even tho I don't know a few of the words and I can't sing...which is what the volume control is for! I also like Vivaldi...yeah...actual CLASSICAL music! Depends on my mood...which means when I'm listening to Vivaldi I need some calm...it does the trick.....

...there's a song out by a Jeff Bates...Long , Slow Kisses...OMG...absolutely the sexiest song I've ever heard....(it's country.....go ahead...make fun of me...)...been getting into a top ten hits of the Bee Gees...found a new guy I like (another country singer)...Dierks Bentley.....he's a writer and pretty good at it.....but I also love certain soundtracks...Gladiator...(remember, Nik...Russell Crowe....whoa baby!!)...Lord of The Rings...Glory..(absolute favorite...and the movie...as Britt puts it...ROCKS!!)...and something a bit different...Almost Famous...Nik can vouch for that one...especially if you're a child of the 70's...fantastic!!

....one of the best ways to spend a lazy afternoon...(I said ONE...not the ONLY way)...get a favorite movie or two...and just relax...and if you're lucky....your favorite cat (or cats) will cuddle up next to you...and keep you warm...and well-loved...(for a few hours anyway....)...unless, of course...you have something else to cuddle up with....




Tuesday, December 14, 2004
 
oooh!! I forgot ....KING TUT IS COMING TO CHICAGO IN 2006!!!!! Hey, I know it's over a year away...but...I'M GONNA GO AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!


 
...damn this cough...friggin' cold always leaves me with my own little budy...takes a visit to the doctor and several medications to get rid of it...I hate it when people look at me like..."are you alright?" WELL, NO, I'm not alright, thank you very much...and thank you for looking at me like I'm doing this to be annoying!

...anyway....know what ELSE is fun about snow? I like to drop my cat out in it and watch his expression (don't worry...I'm a big animal lover...and I do it gently...he's always sneaking out when you least expect it..so this is payback) I let him in after a few minutes...

...sooooo it's off to the drug store...let's hope this time is it...and then maybe to wal mart...obviously it's not enough fun coughing and being sick...I have to take it to wallyworld...oooh I do hope I get to see more whining kids and crabby mommies.....

hey...that's why I have cats....and a dog...and a lizard...and a chinchilla....


Monday, December 13, 2004
 
BBBRRRRRR...it's finally here...winter...time to get the blankets all clean and keep things toasty......

...remember when you were young(er) and the most important thing was when the snow would get here so you could go sledding...the feeling you got when you came into the house...so warm and inviting and you were so wet and cold? You didn't think you'd ever get those wet clothes off fast enough...you were almost positive your toes were frozen this time...and when you finally got warm and you found you could move your toes without them falling off...what a wonderful feeling....

mmmmmsnow.......


 
...I bought crickets today for one of my "kids"...and the bait shop that's selling them is getting rich off of people like me...$2.50 for a half tube of little critters...the shop down the street is apparently closed for the season...he sells me a dozen for 50 cents..and they're bigger than this guy's...

...um....no one really cares about the bugs I bought today, do they...especially when someone's eating them. Sorry....


Sunday, December 12, 2004
 
...hmmmm...everyone must be busy this week.....(looking around anxiously)....hope ya'll are having a great weekend.....


Saturday, December 11, 2004
 
...hey Britt...how do I make it so that when someone with a blog comments on mine (hey..it happens) I can go to their blog by clicking on their name? I've noticed some of 'em let you do that.....

ooooh....here's MY wish for Christmas.....
http://calumma.com/nosey_be_panther_chameleons.htm


 
where's the SNOW!!!?????


 
...so I'm off to peoria to do a bit of Christmas shopping...but I'm so sleepy with this medicine. It works, so I'll put up with it..believe me...there are worse things....
...I actually called Urs and told her I didn't want the veiled chameleon hatchling that is as big as my thumb (soooo cute...cute cute can't-believe-I'm-saying-this-but-Disney-cute!)...I really need the money somewhere else...but damn they are cute....

I can't believe I referenced Disney....ewwwww


Friday, December 10, 2004
 
snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow...c'moooooonnnn SNOW!!!


Thursday, December 09, 2004
 
...one other thing..(yeah I'm gabby tonight, I know)...have you ever freaked yourself out thinking up things? You know...walking up the basement stairs...... thinking that at any time...someone...or something.....is going to grab your ankle....before you make it to the top...? One night at work...all alone in a place that can only be entered by a card key...I kept thinking...what if...someone were in the lab with me? The building has many rooms...and a motion detector when the alarm is set...and I swear to you...sometimes...it does sound like a door is opened on the other side of the lab....that's why I play the radio while I'm there ......OR.....one time...over a weekend when no one was there but me (that I knew of)...for some reason...as I walked towards the time clock...my back to a series of long hallways....I could just about hear....those two velociraptors from Jurrassic Park...coming down two different directions......screeching......
...and don't forget the someone's-waiting-by-that-doorway-that-you-can't-see-past-because-it's-set-back-from-the-hall feeling......


 
HEY! I forgot...I wanna know what everyone wants for Christmas.....not because I'm actually going to BUY you something...just curious....


mmmm...this codeine cough syrup is...pretty damn good stuff....


 
...a depressing news day...Coast Guard helicopter crash (I actually took the test ...um...years ago) nearby where supposedly fuel was spilled in the water (from a careless tanker, not the helicopter).....the football player who was killed in Iraq was supposedly killed by OUR side....residents in New York (also known as the rich assholes) hate it when a bird messes up a window so they apparently destroyed a redtailed hawk's nest...(bad BAD bird..shame on you for living....)

BUT....it's Christmas....no snow yet but it's 'a comin'....my "kids" are still kicking and in good health...I"M still kicking and in fairly good, soon-to-be-better health....I have good friends (no, GREAT friends)....I have a cool truck that doesn't have holes in the floor board....and sometimes...when I try really hard...I'm actually funny.....




Wednesday, December 08, 2004
 
Jer...YOU need a blog...


 
.....Heeyyyyy...I thought reality tv was with normal people? Then how come Rachel Hunter ( I believe that's her name) is on the REAL GILLIGAN'S ISLAND? (No, I don't watch any of it...just seen enough of the commercials...)Wasn't she married to Rod Stewart? He quit paying alimony?
.....seems like the audit is going good...she talked to my one of my lab mates (Kathy)...didn't want to talk to me at all 'cause apparently Kathy did such a good job AND her test is similar to mine...sooooooo....I was VERY happy. Now if I can just whip this cough and get my life into some semblence of order....damn...gotta do more laundry....if only I could teach the cats how to load the machine...
.....I just realized....I only have THREE names on my contacts...sniff....



Sunday, December 05, 2004
 
HEEEEEYYYYYY...just for old time sake...I was going thru some of my old posts...NO COMMENTS! WTF??? I realize a lot of my stuff isn't that great...but the comments are always funny...so what gives?


 
...I BELIEVE...what with all the shit...all the trouble in the world...and in close proximity to me...because of the fact that we'll be audited at the lab starting on Tuesday (they stand there and WATCH how you do your tests)...the fact that my cold is probably gonna hang on another few days, making my life a bit uncomfortable...that certain aspects of my personal life could be better.....



.......................it's time for a chocolate run.....


Saturday, December 04, 2004
 
...it's my blog...I can bitch if I want to....THAT"S what makes America GREAT!!


 
...what's with these blogs where it automatically downloads shit? I was clicking on all the "next blog"...(s)....that came up..they can be interesting...but I don't know why anyone would allow downloads unless you know the person...fucking annoying...and guess what...I'm NOT READING IT NOW!!!
...by the way...how come Disney doesn't have a blog?? They're trying to take over everything else...so why not BLOGS? And if you LIKE Disney.....and are OFFENDED by my comments about the capitalistic mouse....tough shit! Mickey Mouse sucks...yeah, you heard me...he talks funny, too. ALSO...6-Flags is WAAAAAY better than Disney World. Didn't they ban gay workers there? How ignorant is that?



Bugs Bunny rules...always has...always will....


 
...so where the f**k is Nikki?


Wednesday, December 01, 2004
 
...friggin cold...I finally got one....and I'd like to return it...plus the fact that I finally earn 10 days of personal time (sick or vac...they don't want to be too generous) on the first day of December...and I use one up already! Oh well, better than none at all...or worse, having to use em all up for chemo and sick days after that.
...friggin snow...hardly any on the ground at all! I want to be a weatherman...obviously no one holds him accountable when he's wrong!
...friggin people....tis the season .....to be assholes! You're supposed to be nice to each other, not rude and insensitive. So stop it...
Which brings me to...I got an email from a friend...don't buy new stamps that celebrate Muslim religion or holiday...how it insults everyone and what happened on 9/11...I understand what she means...but it wasn't the Muslims that did all this...not the truly devout ones...plus the fact that she said they don't believe in Christ...um...why do people believe that if you aren't of their religion you aren't a God loving person? The people that did all this may have been Muslims, but they are fucking CRAZY FANATICS....just like all the other religious nut jobs that use their religion to kill...DUH....wake up...quit being so fucking prejudice.....
....and if I've offended anyone...then you need to look at yourself...and what you really believe in...and realize that I'm right and you're not....ooooh...sound familiar?


Friday, November 26, 2004
 
...BLACK FRIDAY.....went shopping today...things were pretty cool...now I know why they call Shoe Carnival...you know...Carnival...there was a guy with a mike and he was announcing all kinds of sales...expected him to start rapping...
...found a copy of Ravenous on dvd...if you like quirky movies this is one for sure...the music is even different...but I think a good one...even if it's about...gulp...canniblism....in the 1800's...out west.....
...I sent 16 boxes of Little Debbie's to a group of navy men and women in Iraq...plus two pkgs of dog bones for the K-9 unit near them...hope they get em...I figured if a Little Debbie snack cake can't make you happy...nothing will....it only cost me roughly 16$.....
...I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving...and I agree with Britt...a day of eating is a day of...yummy......my cousin Tammi had...as USUAL...great food...and I...as USUAL...ate it......
...by the way, Britt...what place was that that put your DOB in wrong and made you 32? I wanna go there...


FELIZ NAVIDAD, YA'LL!!!









Wednesday, November 24, 2004
 
SNOW!!WOOOOHOOOOO!ALTHO PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE DICKS CAUSE THEY CAN'T REMEMBER LAST WINTER BUT I STILL LOVE THE SNOW!!!!


Sunday, November 21, 2004
 
OH MYGOD!!!!! I'M WATCHING NASCAR...AND I LIKE IT.......HEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!

hyperventilating here..........


Wednesday, November 17, 2004
 
..ok...here we go.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6502368/

...sad we should be the cause of this shit....maybe we should take some responsibility. We're all adults...we should know better...but of course...who gives a shit...we are the most important living things on this planet, right? Label me a tree hugger.....just remember...take a walk one day in the woods...even down a country lane...hell, go to the local park...look around you...

...WHAT IF we were under something else..something better than us? How would we feel then if someone pushed us out of our homes...made us relocate..even better...killed us...just for that parcel of land...wouldn't feel too good then, huh?

...Mother Nature has a way of taking care of things....just look at our history....

yeah yeah yeah...freaking tree hugging liberal...that'd be me........

..and while I'm being annoying...we have a LOT of our troops over in Iraq...no matter how you feel about what's going on....these soldiers are doing what they are told to do because it's their job...I don't like what's happening but I proudly support them...they need us...but when one of our own does what these morons did in the prison with the pics , or more recently...the guy who shot the prisoner in the mosque....sure, we don't know what the circumstances were...but it sure looks bad when you're quoted as saying..."he's dead now"...after supposedly shooting because you felt like it...this crap is making us look like them...if I was a soldier over there I'd be scared shitless...my own people doing bad things...and I'm sure some people reading this (like I have that big of an audience...ha) may feel whatever we do over there is bad...
...all I know is...it's all bad....I just wish it would stop...'cause I'm getting tired of hearing about someone who could be my kid...dying....and no one seems to care what he or she was doing....

damn...I need a darvocet......


Monday, November 15, 2004
 
WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! I'M OK!!! Dr says I'm fine...nothing to worry about..happy dance happy dance!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Friday, November 12, 2004
 
oh yeah...by the way...I blame the presidency on those who DIDN'T VOTE....


 
...hey ya'll...been busy lately...had minor surgery yesterday...another lump in my left breast...had it removed (the lump, NOT the breast). People at Methodist are great...nurses couldn't get the iv in and I started balling like a baby cause it hurt...I think I made one feel bad...but it wasn't her fault...chemo made my veins smaller...but eventually..I got stuck..drugged out of my mind..and I'm home relaxing on darvoset....yumm-eeee...BY THE WAY:anyone who doesn't get checked regularly for stuff like this needs to get their head examined.....now I get to wait for the results....
...getting hooked on Ghost Hunters on the Sci Fi channel....they have a web site too...interesting stuff...only reality tv I've ever watched...check it out...I think it's on wed nights at 8 and again at 11...
...Britt...I wanna go to a movie!!!
...Nikki...I wanna go to Applebees!!! Let's make a pact...when ever you get your ass back here for a few days...me, you and Britt are gonna close down Applebee's one night....
Sal...I'm thinking of you two...hope everything went as smooth as it could and things get back to normal...I love you guys....
...Diana...I hope to get out to Sears and see a pro in action...
...Jer...I decided against chinese today for lunch...cause I knew I'd get some on Sunday...yummy...can't wait...I always enjoy our lunches together...and not just because you buy most of the time (all of the time lately)...




Monday, November 01, 2004
 
..I clicked on that "next blog" button and found some interesting stuff...some in different languages...one of a girl who just can't take enough pics of herself...
I've come to the conclusion that compared to these others I have no freaking idea what I'm doing here....





Sunday, October 31, 2004
 
...went to a party at Diana's Sat night...she was quite groovy in her outfit...always nice to sit out by the bonfire...don't think we didn't enjoy it, Diana...it was a long day and being there, even for just a little while, made it end nicely. Thanks, Britt for reminding me...oh..and remember...you promised NOT to put up those pics anywhere on here...(did I tell you how much I wuv you?)
...one more thing.....
GO VOTE GO VOTE GO VOTE GO VOTE GO VOTE!!!!!!!!!
...IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW...TUESDAY IS ELECTION DAY...USUALLLY FROM 6 AM TIL AT LEAST 7 I BELIEVE...IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING AND YOU DON'T VOTE......SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!





Saturday, October 23, 2004
 
...someone...help me...I'm starting to like....NASCAR...AARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!


Thursday, October 21, 2004
 
geez...its been almost 2 weeks...and no post.
....I don't know what else to say....
except....
....VOTE IN NOVEMBER...
....USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO...
....BE NICE TO ALL ANIMALS....
....CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED....BELIEVE ME...IT'S CUTE ON A THREE-YEAR-OLD...BUT NOT YOU....
....BE NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE....
....RESPECT AUTHORITY...AND IF YOU SHOULD BE A PERSON OF AUTHORITY...RESPECT US....CAUSE AIN'T NOTHIN' WORSE...THAN A DICK WITH AN ATTITUDE....
....WHEN YOU'RE AT THE MOVIES...SHUT THE F**K UP...QUIT RATTLING THE CANDY WRAPPERS...AND SIT STILL...
....REMEMBER YOUR MANNERS...AND IF YOU CAN'T, THERE ARE SOME GREAT BOOKS OUT THERE THAT CAN HELP YOU....
....BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS....NO ONE ASKS TO BE BORN.....SOME OF US ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE GREAT FAMILIES...OTHERS...WELL....



Wednesday, October 13, 2004
 
...here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus laaaane....yep...he's on his way...not to MY house, of course....asshole....

...Halloween...the time to pretend to be weird...which is ok...but what about those that are already weird..??? Do they get weirder...?

Hey everybody..check this site out...I'm thinking on doing something...what do ya think..?

http://www.anysoldier.us/index.cfm

...by the way...this isn't something to do with politics...it's what it is...







 
...all I want is my book of checks....I need to clean my house (since last October)...it's probably gonna be too cold for camping halloween weekend...and Federal smells really bad....


 
...all I want is my book of checks....I need to clean my house (since last October)...it's probably gonna be too cold for camping halloween weekend...and Federal smells really bad....


Thursday, October 07, 2004
 
...people as a rule...are nice...but some people suck and should NOT BREED....

...I may be volunteering at the women's safe house here in Pekin...if anyone wants to help let me know....apparently they have all kinds of fund drives, but gosh, I don't know why we never hear about it on tv...oh wait...it's because they want MONEY...and if they should DONATE air time for a good cause, the world would CEASE TO EXIST......fucking capitalists....

...Pepsi is...nectar of the gods...manna from heaven...and BAD for you....figures...




Friday, October 01, 2004
 
.......sooooooo Britt...who all's gonna be at your sister's Halloween party? Any chance...you-know-who would EVER show up anywhere near you?

Sorry...had to ask....


Tuesday, September 28, 2004
 
It's a full moon...and boy does it show.....weird day at work today...everything went wrong...and I mean EVERYTHING...

Lately...when I look at my chinchilla...I wonder...would he make a whole glove...or just part of one...? Just wondering....

I need to start drinking like Britt does....


Friday, September 24, 2004
 
Wow..just read some of Aidan's posts...he sounds so...English...refined...cool;
Whenever I post...I sound so...redneck...uneducated...NOT COOL; I think he should be the next James Bond!!




Wednesday, September 22, 2004
 
...check this out....this is a good reason why some people shouldn't breed....

http://groups.msn.com/HerpetocultureChatGroup click on idiot of the week on left hand side near the bottom...



Sunday, September 19, 2004
 
Can you believe it? I'm playing volleyball in Mapleton...Hollis Park District. I really suck, too! But it's a lot of fun...altho shades of high school tend to...pop up once in a while...you know, the jockettes...against the dorks...I hated gym class then.
I'm also going to try and get into a fencing club (not home on the range fencing...sword fighting-type fencing). It's great fun, too. Unfortunately, paying for the equipment isn't.
I hope Britt and Nik are having a wonderful visit. I wanted to go...but home and the shit that comes with it prevailed. I still want to plan a trip with Britt for after the new year......
...and so that leaves another exciting post from me....
...........ahem...



Thursday, September 16, 2004
 
Ya know....
---Maurie's caramel apples weren't as good as last year...of course, it was the first one of the season...I shall have to do further testing...
---A friend of mine says my truck looks "girly"...WTF?
---I want a shirt that says "you're the reason people like me need medication"...
---My cat Simon...the one that always looks like he's stoned...may be smarter than a lot of people I've run into lately...
---I hope the person that stole the two magnetic flags on my truck (that supported the troops) can feel good about being an upstanding citizen...if you're gonna rip someone off, let it be for the right reason...
---Galyn Clark is STILL....a DICK...



Monday, September 13, 2004
 
Went to the Marigold parade Saturday...my cousin just happened to be Little Miss Marigold (way to go, Camryn!!). It was the first time I saw the parade. I always assumed they walked to the END of the block...but apparently a lot of these people were tired..or in a hurry...whatever...we were about the second to the last group on the sidewalk and one particular group (actually it was the "mommy" figure walking on the side...called the "mommy" beacause she carried a camera and just HAD to stop the whole procession so she could get a group photo of the float..after deciding to fold up the banner) pretty much quit. (no offense to mommies...but you DO know who you are....)

Stood next to a snobby older woman...I'm almost inclined to believe she wasn't from Pekin (altho we have our share of snobs in this town), apparently waiting to get a pic of some kid in a band from Washington...not very friendly at all. I do hope it didn't ruin her fine reputation being seen with us....oooh...I also hope her pics are blurry...(sorry...feeling a bit bitchy)

...which is why I LOVE my animals......







Thursday, September 09, 2004
 
One more point...elections are coming up...doesn't matter who you like...JUST VOTE. If you don't vote but continue to bitch...SHUT THE F**K UP!! Personally I believe we can do better than either one of these guys...but...Jesse Ventura isn't running...THIS time......




 
Hey! Know what sucks? Neighbors with barking-most-of-the-night dogs...neighbors who refuse to cut down dangerous almost-ready-to-fall-on-you trees in THEIR OWN BACK YARD!!

...which brings me to Galyn Clark. Mr. Clark is one of Pekin's finest...no, I don't mean a policeman...he's a slum lord...owns the house next door and has always been a terrible landlord....apparently owns up to eight houses and/or apartments, where I'm sure he keeps up the great job of being a terrible landlord with these as well....also been known to tell people to "fix it and take it out of your rent"...to install old used carpet and actually tell tenants it's new...(eewwww)...refuses to cut the limbs off his huge tree that threatens the OTHER neighbor on the other side of me. (woohoo..that's mine!!)

Bottom line...Clark is a dick...and according to my significant other has been one since his younger days in school. He also owns some kind of construction business in Peoria...Clark Interprises (or is it Corporation?). Whatever..just remember not to do busines with any Clarks. This man is an asshole.

Thanks to someone very close to me ( I love you, Chris), if "dick" doesn't cut down said offensive tree the city will do it for him...no doubt charging him out the ass....(would love to see his face when he gets that bill), but of course, being the "man" that he is...we're already having trouble with him.

So what's my point? Watch out for the dicks of the world (named Clark) check out anyone you buy anything from (named Clark) and....oh yeah, beware of anyone named Clark....

(P.S....no offense to anyone related to any Clarks; you can't help it...)


Wednesday, September 08, 2004
 
If not...tough....I'm back anyway....


 
Um.....I'm back....if you so desireth me.....


Monday, February 02, 2004
 
BLOGGER'S POSSESSED! BLOGGER'S POSSESSED! WHY AM I POSTING IF NO ONE CAN COMMENT? AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!


Sunday, January 25, 2004
 
God I'm boring.........


Britt...what's tea-bagging it mean?


 
Want to see an example of ignorance? In the Journal Star on Jan 20th (I believe) under letter to the editor, find the letter on Muslims in detention camps. I sent my own comments and was published two days later. One reason why I love my dog.............


 
I'm now wearing baseball hats..and boy do I feel stupid. Mine seem to rise up and I look like a conehead wearing a baseball hat. Nikki can always wear a baseball hat..she's cute in 'em..but I can't.

Speaking of which...sometimes I loathe cute people. ESPECIALLY when they're NICE cute people...like NIkki and my friend Sal. I love you guys...but stop with the cuteness. It's starting to bug me!!

Ok enough of the cute bashing. Where's the friggin SNOW???




Tuesday, January 20, 2004
 
Just took the Encarta dog quiz..8 out of 10 right. What'd I miss? well, I don't think knowing Bush's dog's name is a dog fact..so THAT didn't count. And I'm not a doberman fan, so I don't know where the name came from.

There was really stupid letter to the editor today in the Journal Star..some bimbo spouting off about how we should round up all the Muslims and interr them like they did the Japanese during WWII. I guess they STILL come out of the woodwork. ANOTHER example of...why I LOVE my dog....


Saturday, January 17, 2004
 
Oh look...Kim has a blog..and boy is it funny.....NOT.

I'm having issues with Britt and Nikki and Diana and their blogs. They're always so funny and witty and...Charlie....

So they're finally talking about going to other planets....why is that so hard to fathom? Are we so self centered to believe that WE are the only ones? Get over yourself!!

I just love my dog..he's the best one I've ever had..he ALWAYS loves me for me..thinks everyone loves him...the best watch dog ever...and yet sometimes he's the biggest dumb shit ever. THAT'S love.....









Sunday, January 11, 2004
 
Is anyone in this town having trouble with HBO for the past couple of months, or is it just me? It's bad enough cable costs so much (yes I love television and no I don't have a life), but I've been paying for a premium channel that keeps readjusting every two seconds and it drives me crazy. I tried to get a satellite dish but it HAS to point towards Texas and guess what? There's a huge tree in the slum-lord's yard next door and guess where it's standing?

Shit I need chocolate.

Oh yeah..I forgot my bitch with Santa this past year....where's my Jeep you jolly goob?




Saturday, January 10, 2004
 
I had to cut my hair these last few weeks..and I HATE it! But it's something I need to get over....especially waking up with the weirdest dos. The other morning I had that Wolverine look. Trust me, it looks better on Hugh Jackman.



 
Another cold day w/o snow...yes I want more snow....

Ate at Golden Corral in Washington tonight...mmmmmm. Watching the customers reminded me why I miss retail soooooo much....NOT!! What's worse than a retail customer...a HUNGRY retail customer...with screaming brats...cranky spouses...and manners to boot.

Oh yeah...message to the goob in the four wheel drive...I need a new vehicle..would love to have yours..so BACK OFF DICK, cause I think my brakes may be going, and if you're THAT desperate about riding someone's ass, I can arrange a meeting real quick!

Gosh I wish I was as prolific as Britt...


I also want a kitten......





Sunday, January 04, 2004
 
I still want a puppy....


 
Did you know....if it's not Scottish...it's CRAAAAAP!

WOO HOO! It snowed last night...FINALLY!! For those of you who dont' share my enthusiasm...get over it. This is ILLINOIS...not Florida...

I love my cats, but changing cat litter is right up there with dirty diapers.......

WOO HOO! It snowed last night...oh wait, sorry.......


Friday, January 02, 2004
 
Wow...I can't believe I haven't been here since OCTOBER. Things have been really different...(I wish it was because of all that money I won..)...all my friends know why I've been distant...lets just say it's great how your friends will ralley 'round you when you need them.

Hope everyone's new year was a safe and fun one. I spent it with friends from California and we had a blast. I have to say I was at my sarcastic BEST. I even had a genuine lawyer to pick on...and he didn't seem to mind at all.

Hopefully...I'M BAAAAAAACK............