quick note: to all of you out there who have some authority over others-guess what...you AREN'T given some divine right to rule over others. you are an employee like the others, unless you HAPPEN to own your own business. be grateful or you just may have to do it all yourself. if you HAVE to do the nepotism thing, just remember...your relative (father-son seems to be the "in" thing) may get his/her ass kicked when the masses decide they have had enough of junior's three hour lunches, "sick" days because laundry wasn't done, or OUTRAGEOUS quantities of money for a job NOT done. so rule #3-don't be a dick or you may be a dick out of business! and who wants to be a businessless dick?
posted by Wanting at 8:53 PM

 
hey! to the guy in the white grand am driving WITHOUT your f****n lights on IN the fog...i could sure use a new vehicle you BUTT! you AREN'T the next nascar king so WATCH IT!! oooohh sometimes a cop REALLY has to enjoy the job!
posted by Wanting at 8:10 PM

 
?....if a fish hits his head on the side of the bowl, do his eyes water?
posted by Wanting at 7:58 PM

 
"my ride is here. it looks like a huff; i think i'll leave in it."


don't ya sometimes feel like saying silly things? if you do it enough you won't have to worry about people bothering you-an occasional talking-to-empty space REALLY keeps 'em away, right nik???
posted by Wanting at 12:05 AM

 
"it vexes me, i'm terribly vexed"........what we all say after britt colors her hair.(i like it-especially the green!)
posted by Wanting at 11:51 PM

 
ha!!! very funny nikki-that freaky web site you sent me to just about killed me! i was really getting into that test AND i happened to have the sound up-OUCH! i may have nightmares! p.s. to britt-my cousin jerri wanted to know if ray really sent me that post-if only it were true! what a twisted fantasy THAT would be!! that isn't quite the way i'd like it-right word, wrong way of getting it!
posted by Wanting at 11:36 PM

 
"you and yer f*****n rope"
posted by Wanting at 6:55 PM

 
another day at work, a dollar closer to CLOSURE! you know, when bills are PAID!! unfortunately, that ain't happening for a while! anyway, after a visit to Wally World, i've decided my second rule of life is...BIRTH CONTROL! there are several ways to go about it, pills, iud, RUBBERS! it's not so much i don't like kids as the parents that can't control them. although there are a few teens out there with kids, there's also the older, supposedly WISER adults bitching at the screamer while making everyone around them miserable. try reading about, you know, the "s" word. try talking to someone you trust, especially the one you're gonna "do it" with. i realize accidents happen, but twice? three times? now you're a business venture! STOP IT! if you have babies to get money from the government YOU ARE A LOSER! and whatever you do, don't mistreat the kid. someone just may see it and kick your pathetic ass, just to see how YOU like it! one more thing, there are girls out there who give it up to anyone (slut, ho, etc.)...if a guy does the same he IS the same, so cut the double standard shit!
see what shopping at wal-mart does for your stae of mind?
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posted by Wanting at 6:49 PM

 
hey...this really IS kim; britt did the first one. she helped me set this up...actually she did ALL of it...i stink at computer stuff. anyhoo, i'm from pekin, ill, also known as "what color are you...you're NOT welcome here" usa, and I have a cat that ALWAYS looks stoned out of his mind.occasionally, whenever i post something, i'm going to regale you with a "rule of life." and now...i present to you...my FIRST rule on my brand new blog...
1) unless you were raised by People-Without-Shame (homo ignoramus) and never taught any manners, "please" and "thank you" are all the rage now! it IS socially acceptable and widely used everywhere. it's painless, odorless (at least for most of us) and it's FREE!! as for the turbo-christians, STOP going to church on Sunday mornings PRAISE THE LORD!! only to become an ASS in the afternoon. the only ass in the Bible had four legs (not two) and was a popular means of transportation. so there...HA! p.s. britt stinks more, MUCH MORE!!
posted by Wanting at 9:22 PM

 
this is my first post. i stink.
posted by Wanting at 8:00 PM