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Wednesday, January 29, 2003
hey...this really IS kim; britt did the first one. she helped me set this up...actually she did ALL of it...i stink at computer stuff. anyhoo, i'm from pekin, ill, also known as "what color are you...you're NOT welcome here" usa, and I have a cat that ALWAYS looks stoned out of his mind.occasionally, whenever i post something, i'm going to regale you with a "rule of life." and now...i present to you...my FIRST rule on my brand new blog... 1) unless you were raised by People-Without-Shame (homo ignoramus) and never taught any manners, "please" and "thank you" are all the rage now! it IS socially acceptable and widely used everywhere. it's painless, odorless (at least for most of us) and it's FREE!! as for the turbo-christians, STOP going to church on Sunday mornings PRAISE THE LORD!! only to become an ASS in the afternoon. the only ass in the Bible had four legs (not two) and was a popular means of transportation. so there...HA! p.s. britt stinks more, MUCH MORE!! |