ALERT! ALERT! the f.b.i. has leads on several al queda (did i spell it right? wouldn't want to offend the little dicks- HA!-i'll bet THAT'S true!) gomers in the country and is debating on whether they should arrest them...maybe the press and the f.b.i. SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING...make it a SURPRISE? see, that way, they just might get caught. that way, the bad guys might FINALLY get arrested...put away...sent to the big house...hopefully get an ass whippin', too. maybe they should CALL first, make sure it's ok to come over...DUH.
maybe the press should back off and do their job...it's called NEWS, chicken little. you guys would get the world into a wild frenzy over ANYTHING you could find, just to sell a paper. the sky isn't always falling and sometimes, thank goodness, GOOD things happen, too!
posted by Wanting at 10:48 PM