at the risk of sounding like a cynical, whiney bitch...people suck. not all of them; actually, there are more nice people than there are sucky people. the sucky people suck. that's why they're called sucky people.

are YOU a sucky person? if you are, get help IMMEDIATELY!!! no one likes you, and if something ever happens to you, no one cares. learn to be nice or you may wind up ALONE and STUPIDLY SUCKY. stop being mean to animals and small children, stop hogging the road AND that pain-in-the-ass skinny aisle in wal mart, and stop being a rude pain-in-the-ass customer everywhere else. oh, yeah...tip your waiter/waitress...they weren't put on this earth to make sure your coffee cup is always full (which you drink as you bitch about how cold it is). try it.
posted by Wanting at 2:23 AM