i've made a few "observations" myself these past couple of days...

WHY CAN'T I GET CRUNCHIES WITH MY FOOD AT LONG JOHN SILVER'S? IT'S IN THE PICTURES ON TV; THEY ACTUALLY CHARGE 15 CENTS IF YOU ASK FOR THEM BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK, NOW SHOULD I?!

I UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WHEELCHAIR SYMBOL ON LICENSE PLATES IS FOR, BUT SHOULDN'T YOU STILL DRIVE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE...AT THE VERY LEAST THE FRIGGIN' SPEED LIMIT? I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU HAD THAT SYMBOL ON THERE BECAUSE YOU GET TO PARK IN THOSE PARKING SPACES AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A MODIFIED DASHBOARD TO HELP YOU DRIVE. SO DO IT! QUIT DRIVING LIKE YOU CAN'T REACH THE PEDALS OR YOU'RE AFRAID TO ACTUALLY GET MOVING.

IF YOU'RE GOING SLOWER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND SOMEONE COMES UP BEHIND YOU AND RUNS INTO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING SLOWER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WHEN YOU WENT AROUND THE CURVE THAT NO ONE COULD SEE THRU TO THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE OF THE CURVE BUT SUDDENLY YOU "APPEAR" WHEN THEY COME AROUND THE CURVE AND CAN'T STOP IN TIME BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING S-L-O-W-E-R THAN EVERYONE ELSE....DUH! WAY TO GO STUPID! GO THE SPEED LIMIT DIPSHIT!

IF YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A COP AND YOU'RE PISSED OFF ABOUT IT SO YOU DECIDE TO PULL OVER ON THE SAME FUCKING ROAD THAT CARS ARE ON (INSTEAD OF ONTO A SIDE STREET OR THAT WIDE SIDE OF A ROAD THAT CARS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ON) BECAUSE YOU THINK "IF HE'S PULLIN' ME OVER THEN HE CAN STAND OUT THERE IN TRAFFIC 'CAUSE I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG BUT HOW DARE HE PULL ME OVER FOR IT!"...DON'T DO THAT, DIPSHIT! I DON'T WANT TO HIT ANYBODY AND IT'S A PAIN TO AVOID BOTH OF YOU, ESPECIALLY IF TRAFFIC'S ALL OVER!

note to other drivers: GET IN THE OTHER LANE WHEN SOMEONE IS ON SIDE OF THE ROAD. IT'S DANGEROUS AND YOU'RE BEING A MAJOR DICK.

note to police everywhere: THOSE LIGHTS YOU USE TO ILLUMINATE THE WHOLE COUNTRYSIDE (I KNOW WHEN IT'S DARK YOU NEED THEM) BLIND ME IF I'M COMING TOWARD YOU. CAN'T YOU ADJUST THEM SOMEHOW? I'M AFRAID ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA BE BLINDED LONG ENOUGH TO HIT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

note back to other drivers: I KNOW THERE ARE BAD DICK-COPS OUT THERE, BUT THERE ARE GOOD ONES, TOO. THEY HAVE A JOB TO DO, SO SHOW SOME RESPECT, AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GONNA GET YOU IN TROUBLE AND YOU GET CAUGHT, BE AN ADULT AND DON'T BE SO SHOCKED. IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET A BAD DICK-COP, CALL SOMEONE AND GET HIM/HER IN TROUBLE (THIS IS ONLY IF THEY ABUSE THEIR JOBS, NOT BEACUSE THEY PISSED YOU OFF.)
posted by Wanting at 8:57 PM