oooh!oooh! saw this nice lookin' guy driving down the highway in his big-ass truck the other day...(you KNOW what they say about a guy with a big-ass truck!?). anyway he was sooo cool; like a commercial for big-ass trucks! suddenly, there's his hand through his window (it was rolled down) and what did i see, a big piece of PAPER! there goes your coolness rating, lone ranger! you are now offically known as THE BIG-ASS ASS! what the f***k are you thinking? are you so closed minded that you don't THINK (look it up) that ANY of your actions affect anyone else? boy you're SO RIGHT there! i have always LOVED seeing garbage in my yard because people like YOU are too lazy to PUT IT IN A BAG UNTIL YOU CAN GET TO A GARBAGE CAN. honey, please don't even TRY to tell me you vehicle is clean and you don't want that shit in it. that goes for the occasional moron that walks down the street (namely mine) and throws down the can of soda or empty bag from hardees ("golly, i didn't know i'm not 'sposed to not do that" he says as he "scratches"....) now could this be rule #5? don't litter? DON'T LITTER!!
why you ask? it 's not MY problem, you say? that's as bad as the "it's not MY fault he's getting all those dogs pregnant; they should be spayed! my dog ain't poppin' out litters!" (this guy can usually be seen on the jerry springer show late at night, telling the whole world he's in love with his momma's sister's doctor's wife's brother's pit bull). DON'T LITTER! GARBAGE CAN! HEFTY CINCH-SAK! RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE!!

now what was my point?


posted by Wanting at 9:14 PM