PEKIN HOSPITAL. home of the greediest bunch of DICKS in pekin. it doesn't matter that my friggin' bill was almost $10,000 after i broke my ankle. the emergency drs and nurses were GREAT...a couple of the people on the 5th floor were GREAT (although i believe the 5th floor is where they send the BAD people, cause some of them were kinda mean). my insurance paid for all but $150; i've made two monthly payments of $5 each ALONG with a note saying i would pay that once a month, so being the reputable place it is, they turn me over to a collection agency (in texas, no less)...making me feel about an inch tall and pretty much ruining my afternoon. i guess that SOMEBODY'S NOT getting paid at the hospital...i guess that $140 is just gonna break these assholes. it wasn't enough to get paid nearly $10,000-they want it ALL!! i feel so guilty, so cruel and uncaring, so...wait-NOT! UP YOURS YOU DICKS! YOU....ARE....ONLY....GETTING....$5....A....MONTH. OBVIOUSLY YOUR CAREERS IN MEDICINE (LOOK THAT WORD UP, DIPSHIT) ARE TAKING YOU FAR! i'll bet you beat kittens and small children on the weekends. you think EVERYONE's out to cheat you; if they are you probably DESERVE to be cheated! you better hope YOU don't get into that situation; you WON'T like it.
posted by Wanting at 3:51 PM