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Sunday, March 30, 2003
WANNA SEE SOMETHING SCARY? GO TO: http://bbs.slate.msn.com/ THERE ARE SOME SCARY PEOPLE OUT THERE-CHECK OUT "TO ALL MUSLIMS" AND "JESUS IS LORD" (I MADE SOME COMMENTS UDER BLUEPANTHER) AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR BETTER BIRTH CONTROL PRACTICES. Saturday, March 29, 2003
i've been checking out other blogs (i'm curious)-how come half of 'em don't have any way to post? are they so sure their rants are so important that no one can comment? that's half the fun! heard about how georgia is going on about their state flag? how a school in mississippi is in turmoil over kids wearing the rebel flag on clothes? the sad part in THAT (besides the obvious) is that the kids have gotten over the issue, but the parents are protesting! (all of this according to bill mahr) some people need a hobby. what ya'll think? MY COMPUTER IS AGAINST ME! THINGS ARE MISSING ON MY BLOG, I KEEP GETTING ERRORS ON PAGES AND IT LOCKED UP ON MY FAVORITE SCREEN SAVER, SO NOW I'LL HAVE TO DELETE IT! ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE SOOO GOOD WITH COMPUTERS...@#^%$(&&)^^$#)_(+_&%&$@*&^$(!!! Thursday, March 27, 2003
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world...is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." if saddam isn't watching the news channels to see what our forces are doing he SHOULD be. there's more info going out than what you will read in future books! just ANOTHER reason to keep the press away!i would LOVE to see a grieving family member kick someone's ass for asking a stupid question-wonder if they'd show THAT on tv?! PLEASE TELL ME.......why don't cops give tickets to people who drive too slow? some bimbo in the passing lane today felt the need to go about 55 down 474-you should have seen the guy in the passenger seat-he looked SO embarassed!! .....why won't my poor neighbor's deadbeat-ain't-got-a-job-don't-know-what-birth-control-is-for relatives stop leeching off of her? if YOU'RE a leecher YOU SUCK! (hehe-pun) it's selfish and you're probably in some way or another contributing to that person's death! .....why can't chocolate be non-fattening, a brand new truck (or jeep) VERY inexpensive, my job be less stressful, and a nice check in the mail from a long lost relative that feels I matter!? .....why do a lot of places (wal-mart and my bank!) think that EVERYBODY wants to see the news channels and watch stuff on the war while you shop or bank? HELLO!! if i wanted to watch it i'd turn on my own friggin' tv. stop shoving it down my throat! .....if they're all for peace and not war, why the hell are they fighting the police while protesting? shut the fuck up, stand BEHIND your country AND the people who are fighting over there, and we can all discuss it when it's over! .....why can't i drink all the margaritas i want and NOT get wasted? .....why does my cat simon (the one that looks like he's always high) have to play in the litter like he's at the beach? sometimes i think he's about to build a sandcastle. .....why can't you get your money back when you see a movie and it sucks? .....how can i be like britt and diana and be FUNNY? ..... Monday, March 24, 2003
oh yeah, by the way...CNN SUCKS! they are NOW getting interviews from the homes of some of the families of the captured soldiers in iraq. THAT'S why i never got into journalism (i was good in school-won awards and stuff...yeah yeah so what)-how can you ask a grieving person what it feels like to lose a loved one? that is NOT reporting!! they also showed one of the pow's giving his name while at the same time SAYING THEY WEREN'T GOING TO SHOW THE TAPE! let's not forget the picture of the dead bodies-you couldn't see the faces but you COULD see arms and a leg. and of course they also talked to the pow's mother while the tape was running. JUST REPORT WHAT'S HAPPENING AND LEAVE IT AT THAT! THE CONSTANT MORBID CURIOSITY SEEKERS SHOULD BE DENIED ANY AND ALL ACCESS TO THIS STUFF. there. enough said. isn't the rain WONDERFUL!!?? OOOH! IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE AND IT SMELLS GREAT! ILOVETHISWEATHER!!! now if only the neighbors would SHUT THE F**K UP!! Sunday, March 23, 2003
RANDOM THOUGHTS (not as good at this as diana!)..... .....the OSCARS are on tonite! let's hope there won't be interruptions and some hollywood hotshot doesn't decide to pull an "i hate my country " bullshit to make a point. just be happy and thankful! .....it's a BEAUTIFUL day out and i'm taking the dog for a swim. i just hope he doesn't almost drown like the LAST time we went. .....DREAMCATCHER wasn't as scary as i'd hoped. jason lee is ALWAYS good (kept expecting jay and silent bob to show up), and the movie gods relied on special effects (creatures) too much. they WERE kinda neat, tho; lots of teeth! .....things sound a little worse across the globe, but just keep in mind that not too long ago people were dying by the 1000's. .....saw a stray cat out front; i think it might be pregnant. thanks a lot dickhead for bringing MORE strays into our neighborhood. maybe you should cut down on the beer and pizza and pay-per-view of wwf and have your pets spayed and/or neutered! .....there's SOMETHING about a guy in leather chaps sitting back on his bike (harley's are the best, but i've seen some nicely put together foreign ones) that just makes me think..ooooh yeah. (i think of a few other things but i'll keep that to myself.) .....why can't they make CHOCO-DERM or CHOCO-RETTE? (i guess that should be choco-BAR since rette stands for a cigarette;get my drift?)-i'd be willing to try it! .....have a GREAT DAY everyone!! Thursday, March 20, 2003
GOOD THINGS... this weather is great! everything smells good. all my pets...no matter how much i want to kill them sometimes. movies! few things can beat sitting back and watching a great movie that takes you away. CHICAGO, SAVING GRACE (SO funny), OLD SCHOOL (yes, it was actually FUNNY, too!); just a few. friends...can never have TOO MUCH fun with 'em!! time goes by too fast. chocolate and pepsi...trust me. mother nature...don't be greedy, everybody!! restful sleep in a comfortable, warm bed. NO sleep in a comfortable, warm bed with "the one." birds outside my window...especially a new sound i'm not used to. it means they LOVE my "table." a heart-racing, breath-stealing scary movie. SO HARD to find (slasher movies DON'T count!). AND SO IT BEGINS.... let's just say be nice to each other and be thankful you live where you live. with all the shit we complain about over here, at least we're protected. one thing we don't have to worry about is being thrown out to the "wolves" by our own kind. Sunday, March 16, 2003
one more thing before i log off...why do we have to make rules about pollution and environmental laws? could it be because some rich, greedy assholes want more money and people with power can do just about anything they want? why can't we enforce these laws? why are they always being messed with because ANOTHER greedy asshole wants it changed? this is the same mentality you see with a lawyer that ACTUALLY took the case of the woman who burned herself with mc donald's coffee and WON!!! not to mention the idiot judge that heard the case. why is our legal system wasting time w/such morons? here's an idea...if the person did it..admits to it..is caught in the middle of it..why give them a trial? who gives a shit about their rights? they don't care about their VICTIM'S rights. it's sad that a large-scale farm can't keep from polluting a nearby river, that the army is gonna burn up some chemical weapons they can't use, that our guys in washington are gonna go ahead and drill for oil in an established wildlife refuge (who gives a shit about wildlife? we need that oil!!), that people have to physically put themselves in front of harms way to prove a point (greenpeace doesnt count-you're way too radical-it's almost like you think you need a martar-which makes you all the more redundant-sort of like the caterpillar union-it's ok to hurt others, as long as you get what you want), or that reporters make little "jabs" about how a war in iraq may affect birds that migrate. oooh, let's make fun of the ornithologists. (bet you never even knew how to spell it til you looked it up). at what point did we start to think we were the ONLY good thing on this planet? wake up.stop being so selfish. if you don't think it's important, that the only TRUE adventure is down to the local starbucks and back home, then what a pathetic waste of life you are. "And who are you? So full of hate that you have to fight everybody, because you've been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain't dying. And dying's been what these white boys have been doing for going on three years now, dying by the thousands, dying for you, fool." "They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they *are* watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly . . ." " "And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!" "Women like cuddly toys don't they? They like to hug them and squeeze them and poke their eyes out and rip their fuckin' limbs off. I avoid confrontation I know it.. But if you grew up in Glasgow in the 1970's you'd avoid confrontation too. All I want is an easy life. I want to grow some vegetables, smoke some reefer, sing some carols at Christmas time and who knows one day Id like to be a Dad and raise a couple of calm fuckin' children. But that's it, I've had it I've fuckin' had enough. I'm going. No more Mr. cuddly toy. I'm not hanging around here to be the Whipping boy for Ganja Grace and Captain Nicky the fuckin' lobster queen." "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." "Now it is you, my best beloved one. You will be the blood of my blood, kin of my kin. I need your blood. I need." WHAT THE **** ARE THEY THINKING?..... ----a porche that can go 200 miles an hour...WHY would you want to go 200 miles an hour unless someone was trying to kill you (or hurt you reeeeeeeal bad) ----botox...let's see; you inject something like THE PLAGUE or some other deadly disease into your skin (making it NUMB??) so you look younger? (a mortician can do that, too) ----reality tv...c'mon, do i even need to SAY IT? the only time you should have ever eaten bugs (not that THAT was a good thing) was when you were a kid and you did stupid-kid-stuff like listening to another kid. ----more stupid-kid-stuff like calling french fries freedom fries or french toast freedom toast because the french don't agree w/"us". i thought we were all about freedom of speech, rights of people, etc.? let's take the serious stuff serious and leave the petty BULLSHIT at home. PLAY NICE OR YOU'RE GONNA GET A TIME-OUT. ----cancelling the shows i liked (freaky links and lone gunmen) and keeping the bad stuff (paid programs where you get two hours of get-rich-quick schemes or 500 original hits from the 50's, or bradley basketball INSTEAD of law and order). ----breeding one kind of dog or cat (or whatever their sicko little minds can come up with) with a totally different kind of dog or cat.WHY? leave genetics alone-it's too much like the OTHER breeding that's gone on with OTHER species. so you got a degree-do something GOOD with it. Saturday, March 15, 2003
FINALLY! i got my copy of BOONDOCK SAINTS!!it's mine, all mine...i won't have to borrow anyone's anymore!! Thursday, March 13, 2003
update on the "cat show"...apparently someone was on the fridge today. i'm scared. by the way, i'm pretty sure britt is THE ONE who REALLY stinks. hmmm...i wonder if i should get something pierced? you know, what we talked about, nikki. i think it would come in handy...i found a sunflower kernel today that i THOUGHT i'd dropped-sure would've been handy then! Wednesday, March 12, 2003
have you ever caught one of your cats staring at you; you can only imagine what they're thinking about. have you ever "caught " them in some kind of huddle and they all freeze when you come into the room like you just caught them doing something bad? they either stare at you to see what you're going to do, or they calmly scatter, probably to meet up at some other place to plan your "accident." nikki isn't the only one getting flipped off! but mine is a bit different. a woman nearkly ran me into the side of pekin bridge this morning...a guy in the car either directly behind me or to my left and behind me passed me afterwards and flipped her off! he knew how i felt! i've come to the conclusion that dvds are evil.....why must i have so many? do you ever imagine you see something out of the corner of your eye? like maybe some kind of bug or something that's moving? then you're scared into screaming and react just enough to make it look like you're losing your mind before you realize it was just your imagination and a trick of the eyes. it's the voices that are the warning sign...... Monday, March 10, 2003
Friday, March 07, 2003
Thursday, March 06, 2003
"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI." "No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION!" "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts." my boyfriend says i'm too cynical on my blog. he says britt's is funny...which means mine ISN'T. well...some of us strive to be like her royal brittness! i'm SO sorry i can't be like her! obviously, i've failed once again. OH, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!? i feel so cheap and trivial; almost white trashish. (that's why i am loved) Wednesday, March 05, 2003
ALRIGHT NIKKI!!! i'm glad you turned down the job-i found out myself how much waldens cares for it's own-don't let sandi or erica tell you things to make you feel bad...they are NOT a good company to work for! you work too hard to not be appreciated. stop feeling bad about it! they should feel bad about not getting you the way they want. and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! just remember, you may be older than britt, but I'M older than you!! (shit, now I feel bad. i need a margarita!!) Monday, March 03, 2003
to the guy who slammed his six pack of busch on the counter next to me while i was paying for my gas-choke on it. to the people at TV 25 who think it's ok to air a stupid bradley basketball game and NOT law and order-you suck. not everyone likes basketball-put it on instead of those stupid infomercials you seem to love to run. to the man or woman that almost hits me at least once a week because they seem to think red for them means "don't worry about it!"-go ahead, hit me. i 'd love a new car. to the theatre in north pekin who only put one gods and generals on the schedule (its 4 hours long)-thanks for making it so EASY to see a movie! to cadbury chocolate company-thanks SO MUCH for those eggs, whether they're the little chocolate ones with the shell or the bigger ones with the soft, sugar-laden sinfully wonderfully delicious soft center-thank God they're only out for a short time for Easter! Sunday, March 02, 2003
this is a really weird night. i saw three kids rip off some beer from scnucks tonight-if i'd been thinking i could've backed my truck up and run into them-just like lethal weapon (unfortunately mel wasn't with me); people have been driving even WEIRDER than usual-almost pulling out in front of me before stopping when they have a stop sign. have you ever noticed anyone STARING at you for no reason? once in a great while i'll catch someone doing that and it makes me think i have food or some weird THING on my face. maybe they think i'm someone? as long as it's NOT someone they want to hurt! oh yeah, by the way...ALIENS HAVE LANDED...GET READY! working alone in a big building with many rooms can be creepy. i don't recomend it unless you have to (like i did saturday)-especially after i turned off the radio. soon after i could hear all sorts of little noises. the worst part was turning the light off in this big laboratory and turning my back to complete darkness, all the while imagining (just for a second or two) that someone was rushing towards me. once i even thought ...what if i looked up at that little rectangle of a window and there was a face staring in at me, smiling a creepy, toothy smile? to make it all the more enjoyable, i forgot to punch out on the computer (it was bad enough setting the alarm and hoping it was done right); i had to get back in and stand there (back to the creepy hallway, of course) and type in a couple of things. what was going thru my mind then? TYPE THIS AND THIS...WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING WAS TURNING ON OR TURNING OFF OR WAS THAT A SHUFFLE DOWN THE HALL? THE ALARM WAS ON WHICH MEANS NO ONE WAS HERE TIL I GOT HERE BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLACES TO HIDE IF YOU WANT TO MAYBE THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT MAYBE THEY REALIZED I CAME BACK AND WILL COME FOR ME NOW...) good nite..... Saturday, March 01, 2003
FINALLY! saturday night live is rerunning the show with RAY LIOTTA...he's finally on and all the stuff they did in skits is crap! i've been hoping for a lot of the regular stuff; why do they ALWAYS mess with a good thing? |