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Thursday, March 27, 2003
PLEASE TELL ME.......why don't cops give tickets to people who drive too slow? some bimbo in the passing lane today felt the need to go about 55 down 474-you should have seen the guy in the passenger seat-he looked SO embarassed!! .....why won't my poor neighbor's deadbeat-ain't-got-a-job-don't-know-what-birth-control-is-for relatives stop leeching off of her? if YOU'RE a leecher YOU SUCK! (hehe-pun) it's selfish and you're probably in some way or another contributing to that person's death! .....why can't chocolate be non-fattening, a brand new truck (or jeep) VERY inexpensive, my job be less stressful, and a nice check in the mail from a long lost relative that feels I matter!? .....why do a lot of places (wal-mart and my bank!) think that EVERYBODY wants to see the news channels and watch stuff on the war while you shop or bank? HELLO!! if i wanted to watch it i'd turn on my own friggin' tv. stop shoving it down my throat! .....if they're all for peace and not war, why the hell are they fighting the police while protesting? shut the fuck up, stand BEHIND your country AND the people who are fighting over there, and we can all discuss it when it's over! .....why can't i drink all the margaritas i want and NOT get wasted? .....why does my cat simon (the one that looks like he's always high) have to play in the litter like he's at the beach? sometimes i think he's about to build a sandcastle. .....why can't you get your money back when you see a movie and it sucks? .....how can i be like britt and diana and be FUNNY? ..... |