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Monday, April 28, 2003
saw "IDENTITY" yesterday-loved it! it was nice to see a creepy movie-and it certainly didn't hurt to have John Cusack and Ray Liotta (embarrassing drool) in it. GO SEE IT! i may go again if britt and nik want to go. isn't it weird how much being scared can be so much fun? Sunday, April 27, 2003
britt's play was COO-EL! i didn't even recognize her. i highly recommend to anyone to go and see her perform when you can. i took drama in high school and was TERRIBLE! it amazes me how someone can get up in front of people and do that. so britt-when are you gonna go to hollywood? i want to be your personal assistant-you HAVE to treat me good, tho. no diva shit! Wednesday, April 23, 2003
at the urging of britt and by example of diana, here's my list of why i'm in a good mood (or should be soon).... 1)my boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to "say" goodnite. believe me when i say, i HIGHLY recommend it! (hehehehe) 2)my money problems are slowly working out. 3)my animals LOVE me! 4)i LOVE my new job-the people there (most, anyway) are so nice and fun to work with. i still miss working w/nik and janet and doris and what's her name...oh yeah, britt.(hehehehe) 5)i'm generally healthy (need to work on a couple things) and feel thankful for that. 6)hopefully get to see britt in her play sat, and ray liotta and john cusack in "identity" sun. britt needs to become famous SOON so we can visit her on set! 7)did i mention my late night.....oh, i did. sorry. Sunday, April 20, 2003
i've decided to GO FOR IT! what is IT? well, i haven't decided THAT, yet. it's official; my chinchilla's name is PEZ. why PEZ? because he is a PEZ dispenser of poop pellets. sorta like a rabbit, only smaller. HEY! how come MY blog never gets on the "feel like browsing" page of blogger? i browsed, and i have to say that some of those blogs aren't that great. a lot of 'em don't even give you the option to comment. there's a dog show on animal planet right now. watching these guys, how can you NOT like a dog? if you don't like dogs, you're just not human! elvis is alive and is working as a greeter at a wal mart somewhere down south. speaking of wal mart, just WHERE exactly is this store we always see on tv? if the ones around here (especially pekin) were that friendly and happy, i'd suspect great drugs, not a dedication to customer service. Wednesday, April 16, 2003
Friday, April 11, 2003
WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL! THEY'RE GONNA DRILL IN THE ARCTIC REFUGE (DOESN'T REFUGE MEAN "WE WON'T LET ANYONE LIVE HERE BUT THE ANIMALS "?) PEOPLE ARE SUCH HYPOCRITES! DON'T BITCH ABOUT THAT TERMITE INFESTATION NEXT TIME, DICKHEAD! NOT FUN IS IT? WHY IN THE WORLD DO PEOPLE THINK THAT MAN IS THE ONLY WORTHY LIVING THING ON THE PLANET? WE'VE FUCKED UP SO MUCH (AND WE'VE DONE GREAT THINGS, TOO, BUT NOT ENOUGH!), YOU'D THINK WE'D LEARN! ALIENS DON'T WANT TO COME HERE, WE MESS UP EVERYTHING! IF THEY DID DECIDE TO VISIT, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE TO WIPE US ALL OUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE SCREWUPS. GET RID OF US SO THEY COULD DO SOMETHING...UH OH, SOUNDS FAMILIAR DOESN'T IT?! ...AND NOW RUSSELL CROWE GOT MARRIED. FIRST IT WAS RAY, AND THANKS TO BRITT I CAN FORGET ABOUT VIN (WAY TO GO HEATHEN DUMPSTER BITCH!!), NOW RUSSELL. THAT'S OK, I WAS TIRED OF HIM ANYWAY! Thursday, April 10, 2003
britt and nikki and i are gonna watch PUMPKINHEAD this sat! actually, nikki and i are gonna watch britt watch PUMPKINHEAD....she don't know WHAT she's just got herself into. heheheheHEHEHEHEH anytime after 5 ok w/you, nik and britt? i'll bring pepsi and microwave popcorn. be very afraid, britt. hehehehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEH Wednesday, April 09, 2003
after listening to bob and tom this morning going ON AND ON about the golf tournament in georgia (the masters?), i must say this (sorry if it offends anybody, but this is KIM'S blog)-golf is a senseless "sport". you have OTHER people cart your shit around, you DRIVE around in little carts, you take up ACRES of prime land that could be used for, say, HOMELESS people or (GASP!!) an actual nature PRESERVE. sure you have great "athletes"-(i heard tiger woods is a real ass-hole to people now that he's a millionaire.) if you feel the need to hit something, take up baseball (even I can follow that, and it's FUN! you can be noisy!!); enlist in the service so they can use people like you to knock the shit out of the enemy! (if you're THAT good, you won't miss!!) if you like the scenery, go to our national parks (the ones SOME ASSHOLES are trying to fuck up in the name of beloved OIL) and take a nice long walk. oh yeah, and carry a backpack. don't have someone else do it. golf-yuck! Sunday, April 06, 2003
"But if you do one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it." "I don't like Bull Riders...They're little men with big egos. Besides, he's got one of them skinny butts like the rest of em'." "What is it about you that makes a man with a hundred forty-seven I.Q. feel like a dribbling idiot?" "To be a good soldier you must love the army. To be a good commander you must be able to order the death of the thing you love." "Unfortunately I couldn't give an 'A' to your papers because of the paragraph you wrote which I was unfortnate to memorize: "Cell's are bad. My uncle lives in a 'Cell' in which he only has a magazine to read and the same lousy food to eat. THE END"!!" "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car. . . Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried." "One: never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two: take it outside. Never start anything inside unless it's absolutely necessary. And three: be nice." Saturday, April 05, 2003
hey! when do i get cute illustrations on my blog?! when can i add cute comments instead of "shout outs"?! should i color my hair like britt does; maybe a lavender or hot pink?! when can i go see the new vin diesel movie?! it's probably not that great story-wise, but i'm sure the bicept/ass ratio is pretty high! by the way, britt-back off the man or i'll have to open up a can of whoop-ass on ya! (ooh, i feel so...so...dr evil-ish!) OMG!!! i can't believe it (people who know me WILL believe it)...i brought home a new baby tonite. a chinchilla! i couldn't help it! urs said he'd been to two different homes and he was in need of affection, etc. etc. (no chris, i'm not naming him coat or liner!). he's soo soft and cuddly,altho i haven't actually cuddled w/him yet. he's getting used to everyone in the house. i still need to name him-chi chi comes to mind, but i want to watch him and see if he does something that'll help me name him (like maybe eats-dog's-face-off or cat-killer-EWWWWWW-hope nothing like that happens). Thursday, April 03, 2003
busy busy busy! hope nik has a good time camping, britt has a safe time at nik's house, and vin FINALLY calls this weekend. HA! see what booze does to your brain? |