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Wednesday, April 09, 2003
 
after listening to bob and tom this morning going ON AND ON about the golf tournament in georgia (the masters?), i must say this (sorry if it offends anybody, but this is KIM'S blog)-golf is a senseless "sport". you have OTHER people cart your shit around, you DRIVE around in little carts, you take up ACRES of prime land that could be used for, say, HOMELESS people or (GASP!!) an actual nature PRESERVE. sure you have great "athletes"-(i heard tiger woods is a real ass-hole to people now that he's a millionaire.) if you feel the need to hit something, take up baseball (even I can follow that, and it's FUN! you can be noisy!!); enlist in the service so they can use people like you to knock the shit out of the enemy! (if you're THAT good, you won't miss!!) if you like the scenery, go to our national parks (the ones SOME ASSHOLES are trying to fuck up in the name of beloved OIL) and take a nice long walk. oh yeah, and carry a backpack. don't have someone else do it.

golf-yuck!