WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL! THEY'RE GONNA DRILL IN THE ARCTIC REFUGE (DOESN'T REFUGE MEAN "WE WON'T LET ANYONE LIVE HERE BUT THE ANIMALS "?) PEOPLE ARE SUCH HYPOCRITES! DON'T BITCH ABOUT THAT TERMITE INFESTATION NEXT TIME, DICKHEAD! NOT FUN IS IT? WHY IN THE WORLD DO PEOPLE THINK THAT MAN IS THE ONLY WORTHY LIVING THING ON THE PLANET? WE'VE FUCKED UP SO MUCH (AND WE'VE DONE GREAT THINGS, TOO, BUT NOT ENOUGH!), YOU'D THINK WE'D LEARN! ALIENS DON'T WANT TO COME HERE, WE MESS UP EVERYTHING! IF THEY DID DECIDE TO VISIT, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE TO WIPE US ALL OUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE SCREWUPS. GET RID OF US SO THEY COULD DO SOMETHING...UH OH, SOUNDS FAMILIAR DOESN'T IT?!

...AND NOW RUSSELL CROWE GOT MARRIED. FIRST IT WAS RAY, AND THANKS TO BRITT I CAN FORGET ABOUT VIN (WAY TO GO HEATHEN DUMPSTER BITCH!!), NOW RUSSELL. THAT'S OK, I WAS TIRED OF HIM ANYWAY!


posted by Wanting at 5:41 PM