aliens stole my wallet

...Mulder, I need you!!!

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Monday, May 26, 2003
 
saw BRUCE ALMIGHTY last night-HILARIOUS! i loved it! definately funnier than i expected.


HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
in the women's bathroom, there is, you know, where someone MISSED on the toilet seat. someone please tell me...how the f**k do you get some on the seat? i realize guys miss all the time-even though they just aim and shoot-but how does some chick do it? is the seat too low? are you nervous? are you in a hurry?WTF???