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Friday, June 27, 2003
 
busy busy busy! my niece is up and we're going to 6-flags!woo hoo! what fun!

i got my first raise on my new job-only six months and it was a good one-took friggin waldens about THREE Years to give me the same amount.gee, why doesn't anyone want to work for that company?!

one of my cats got INTO the dragon's aquarium-luckily it didn't get hurt.just wait til that lizard is big enough to take a bite-i'd pay to see that!

hope everyone is ok.glad your mom is better britt-hope you like your new job nik (miss you guys-when can we go out again-maybe closer to end of july?)have to say i was looking forward to you being at video store-we could talk more.

it's too friggin hot out-i don't like summer as much as spring and fall AND winter.





Sunday, June 22, 2003
 
I WAS BEING SILLY.......Jordan
Jordan


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Sunday, June 15, 2003
 
i wish i was a cartoon character-that way no matter what happens you're still ok. i think i'd like to be pepe le pew-he doesn't know he stinks and thinks everybody loves him (at least the cats he mistakes for other skunks). he's a generally happy.......guy.


Wednesday, June 11, 2003
 
ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE DISNEY MAIL!!! why do they think i might be interested? who put me on the list?
CUT IT OUT!! I......DON'T.....WANT.....ANY!!!!


Sunday, June 08, 2003
 
"You know, I'm just a regular guy who grew up with the posters of these guys on my wall...and now I'm one of them! That's right, I'm standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough, and you want it bad enough..dreams do come true. So follow your dreams...."


 
"If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful!"


 
"You're an interesting species, an interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other."


 
"Only demons should fear me... and you're not a demon are you?"


 
"Can you imagine what it feels like to be alive for thousands of years, and then realize you're actually going to die, 'cause some self-righteous cop decided that he was going to save the fucking world?"


 
"Behind every great man.. is a woman rolling her eyes."


 
went to britt's birthday party (the sat night one) at diana's-these people are so cool! everyone was so nice and made me feel welcome-i brought my dog since i walked just down the alley from my house to theirs-he was a hit! fed ate up all the attention, constantly picked on poor gus (what a cutie-sorry about the target practice, gus-thank god he missed!) and i found out my dog loves beer! i had a great time-thanks diana!

once again-HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITT! hope you remember SOMETHING from the party!


Friday, June 06, 2003
 
LOVETHISWEATHER!!!


 
did you know that if you go on a talk show...say MAURY...and go on about how bubba or tyrone or whatever his /their name is IS the father of your baby /babies AND actually have the guts/stupidity to take NOT ONE, NOT TWO, but THREE OR MORE different dna tests and they ALL come out as NOT being the daddy, and lets say you cry and carry on about how (sniff) rough it is being a single mother, and THEN you say how now you know who the REAL father is...you a slut. now if you are one of those goobers that actually gets in front of a camera and calls his "ex" a whore and a slut, etc. and that just "ain't my kiiiid" and how she slept w/your best friend/brother/uncle while your mommy is saying the same thing (like you're a prize and a virgin before you met the "ex")...you aren't much better.

i SO MISS afternoon television!!


Wednesday, June 04, 2003
 
...and how come my boobies got smaller? they look more like boobettes. (hehehehe...boobies!)


 
your kidding,right? so what this is REALLY saying is...i'm a slutty dingbat who is self-centered and runs a brothel? if this is true, WHERE'S MY MONEY?



Tuesday, June 03, 2003
 
people suck.


Sunday, June 01, 2003
 
by the way, most of my archives have disappeared. just in case someone out there just HAS to read everything, they're gone!! i'm sure britt has another smartass excuse for me.


 
like britt said...C'MON BLOGGER-CHANGE ALREADY!!!