did you know that if you go on a talk show...say MAURY...and go on about how bubba or tyrone or whatever his /their name is IS the father of your baby /babies AND actually have the guts/stupidity to take NOT ONE, NOT TWO, but THREE OR MORE different dna tests and they ALL come out as NOT being the daddy, and lets say you cry and carry on about how (sniff) rough it is being a single mother, and THEN you say how now you know who the REAL father is...you a slut. now if you are one of those goobers that actually gets in front of a camera and calls his "ex" a whore and a slut, etc. and that just "ain't my kiiiid" and how she slept w/your best friend/brother/uncle while your mommy is saying the same thing (like you're a prize and a virgin before you met the "ex")...you aren't much better.

i SO MISS afternoon television!!
posted by Wanting at 4:00 PM