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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
It's a full moon...and boy does it show.....weird day at work today...everything went wrong...and I mean EVERYTHING... Lately...when I look at my chinchilla...I wonder...would he make a whole glove...or just part of one...? Just wondering.... I need to start drinking like Britt does.... Friday, September 24, 2004
Wow..just read some of Aidan's posts...he sounds so...English...refined...cool; Whenever I post...I sound so...redneck...uneducated...NOT COOL; I think he should be the next James Bond!! Wednesday, September 22, 2004
...check this out....this is a good reason why some people shouldn't breed.... http://groups.msn.com/HerpetocultureChatGroup click on idiot of the week on left hand side near the bottom... Sunday, September 19, 2004
Can you believe it? I'm playing volleyball in Mapleton...Hollis Park District. I really suck, too! But it's a lot of fun...altho shades of high school tend to...pop up once in a while...you know, the jockettes...against the dorks...I hated gym class then. I'm also going to try and get into a fencing club (not home on the range fencing...sword fighting-type fencing). It's great fun, too. Unfortunately, paying for the equipment isn't. I hope Britt and Nik are having a wonderful visit. I wanted to go...but home and the shit that comes with it prevailed. I still want to plan a trip with Britt for after the new year...... ...and so that leaves another exciting post from me.... ...........ahem... Thursday, September 16, 2004
Ya know.... ---Maurie's caramel apples weren't as good as last year...of course, it was the first one of the season...I shall have to do further testing... ---A friend of mine says my truck looks "girly"...WTF? ---I want a shirt that says "you're the reason people like me need medication"... ---My cat Simon...the one that always looks like he's stoned...may be smarter than a lot of people I've run into lately... ---I hope the person that stole the two magnetic flags on my truck (that supported the troops) can feel good about being an upstanding citizen...if you're gonna rip someone off, let it be for the right reason... ---Galyn Clark is STILL....a DICK... Monday, September 13, 2004
Went to the Marigold parade Saturday...my cousin just happened to be Little Miss Marigold (way to go, Camryn!!). It was the first time I saw the parade. I always assumed they walked to the END of the block...but apparently a lot of these people were tired..or in a hurry...whatever...we were about the second to the last group on the sidewalk and one particular group (actually it was the "mommy" figure walking on the side...called the "mommy" beacause she carried a camera and just HAD to stop the whole procession so she could get a group photo of the float..after deciding to fold up the banner) pretty much quit. (no offense to mommies...but you DO know who you are....) Stood next to a snobby older woman...I'm almost inclined to believe she wasn't from Pekin (altho we have our share of snobs in this town), apparently waiting to get a pic of some kid in a band from Washington...not very friendly at all. I do hope it didn't ruin her fine reputation being seen with us....oooh...I also hope her pics are blurry...(sorry...feeling a bit bitchy) ...which is why I LOVE my animals...... Thursday, September 09, 2004
One more point...elections are coming up...doesn't matter who you like...JUST VOTE. If you don't vote but continue to bitch...SHUT THE F**K UP!! Personally I believe we can do better than either one of these guys...but...Jesse Ventura isn't running...THIS time...... Hey! Know what sucks? Neighbors with barking-most-of-the-night dogs...neighbors who refuse to cut down dangerous almost-ready-to-fall-on-you trees in THEIR OWN BACK YARD!! ...which brings me to Galyn Clark. Mr. Clark is one of Pekin's finest...no, I don't mean a policeman...he's a slum lord...owns the house next door and has always been a terrible landlord....apparently owns up to eight houses and/or apartments, where I'm sure he keeps up the great job of being a terrible landlord with these as well....also been known to tell people to "fix it and take it out of your rent"...to install old used carpet and actually tell tenants it's new...(eewwww)...refuses to cut the limbs off his huge tree that threatens the OTHER neighbor on the other side of me. (woohoo..that's mine!!) Bottom line...Clark is a dick...and according to my significant other has been one since his younger days in school. He also owns some kind of construction business in Peoria...Clark Interprises (or is it Corporation?). Whatever..just remember not to do busines with any Clarks. This man is an asshole. Thanks to someone very close to me ( I love you, Chris), if "dick" doesn't cut down said offensive tree the city will do it for him...no doubt charging him out the ass....(would love to see his face when he gets that bill), but of course, being the "man" that he is...we're already having trouble with him. So what's my point? Watch out for the dicks of the world (named Clark) check out anyone you buy anything from (named Clark) and....oh yeah, beware of anyone named Clark.... (P.S....no offense to anyone related to any Clarks; you can't help it...) Wednesday, September 08, 2004
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