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Thursday, September 09, 2004
 
Hey! Know what sucks? Neighbors with barking-most-of-the-night dogs...neighbors who refuse to cut down dangerous almost-ready-to-fall-on-you trees in THEIR OWN BACK YARD!!

...which brings me to Galyn Clark. Mr. Clark is one of Pekin's finest...no, I don't mean a policeman...he's a slum lord...owns the house next door and has always been a terrible landlord....apparently owns up to eight houses and/or apartments, where I'm sure he keeps up the great job of being a terrible landlord with these as well....also been known to tell people to "fix it and take it out of your rent"...to install old used carpet and actually tell tenants it's new...(eewwww)...refuses to cut the limbs off his huge tree that threatens the OTHER neighbor on the other side of me. (woohoo..that's mine!!)

Bottom line...Clark is a dick...and according to my significant other has been one since his younger days in school. He also owns some kind of construction business in Peoria...Clark Interprises (or is it Corporation?). Whatever..just remember not to do busines with any Clarks. This man is an asshole.

Thanks to someone very close to me ( I love you, Chris), if "dick" doesn't cut down said offensive tree the city will do it for him...no doubt charging him out the ass....(would love to see his face when he gets that bill), but of course, being the "man" that he is...we're already having trouble with him.

So what's my point? Watch out for the dicks of the world (named Clark) check out anyone you buy anything from (named Clark) and....oh yeah, beware of anyone named Clark....

(P.S....no offense to anyone related to any Clarks; you can't help it...)