THINGS THAT ANNOY ME TODAY:
....people who drive in the left lane and start to clog up traffic while smoking a cigarette with a "bite me" smirk on their face, all the while the right lane is clear and for the taking...
....dumbass people in the drive-thru.....ok...so you made a mistake..it happens...but don't look at me like you just took a drag off your one-hitter, or worse yet, argue with me that Arby's sauce is the same a BBQ sauce...I didn't ASK for Arby's sauce...I asked for BBQ sauce, so get it right, you moron, or go back down in the basement and play some more D&D* with your other dumbass friends because you can't find anyone else desperate enough to hire you....when I was waitressing at Steak N Shake (a magnet for you guys), I didn't treat people like you do...
....the birds in Menards...I hope the Menards people are making sure these birds are eating and getting water, seeing as how they won't get them outside...can't they do something? I feel terrible that these things are flying around confused and not able to get out...(hey...I like the underlings of the world...they didn't ask Menards to put a big store in their space)...
...........which brings me to...........
...people who bitch about birds pooping on their car...um...they're BIRDS....they POOP...they don't have little signs that read "NO POOPING LANE," nor do they have it out for you in some weird personal venedetta.....now maybe I'm being a bit ignorant because I'm able to put my truck in a garage...but...all I can say is...NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA NAAA!!!
....Spring weather in December....this is Illinois...not Florida...if you want Florida weather.....GO TO FLORIDA....

*it is not the opinion of this blogger that D&D is a bad game...it's quite cool...but you need to work for a living..play D&D after work....



posted by Wanting at 3:37 PM