...oh boy oh boy...Maury's got more of..."You Know I Cheated Cuz All These Kids Ain't Mine"......."I loves him since we was in the 10th-eenth grade...I swears all those mens didn't mean a thing to me...damn, baby it was only a month...now how can bein' with seven men...no wait...eight men...no, wait now...let's see....there was JB...then there was Bubba JoBob...his brother Bubba JimBob...their cuzzin Bubba BobaFett...his parents were huge Star Wars fans...oh, hell, honey...I love YOU......I always have....pleeeeeze don't leave me so I can have more babies for us and our food stamps will be for a lot..."

..."I don't know why she did this to me...me and my boys was just takin' care'a biznezz....we gots these women comin' all around the Burger King after work so's we can have some compnee...I can't stand her no more...she ain't nuthin' but a ho... specially since I sold her to my best friend Jimmy....this is the one I love...BettyJo.. I don't want nuthin' to do with her...."

..."Johnny won't do no such thing...he a good daddy...I know cuz he a daddy of mine five kids....and another on the way....so you best get used to it, bitch..."


posted by Wanting at 3:31 PM