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Tuesday, January 25, 2005
 
...well, here's another example of idiocy in the suburbs...Marquette Heights (I used to live there..) has a street called Gay Street...and it seems they don't like the way people "snicker" when they say the name...so they got the village idiots..(oops...I mean village board) to change it...even tho it was named after one of the guys who founded that area...geeeezzz...I don't like the way people "snicker" when they find out I'm from Pekin...home of redneck attitudes (hey...I'm proud to be a redneck) and meth labs...but I deal with it...I'm not the moron that does the stupid stuff around this town (not that I don't do stupid stuff...I just don't worry about what color someone is, nor am I mixing up a batch of my finest meds...)...it's too bad there are these assholes that can't mind their own business....besides, maybe if we had a little vigilante justice on...say...down the street where it is said a lab is currently running but for some reason not taken down...(WTF??)...could it be because we're so worried about the rights of the bad guys the good guys get shafted...
...now before someone starts telling me I'm in violation of people's rights....blah blah blah...sure I know that's to protect us...but let's be honest...sometimes it DOESN'T....I know that from experience...but, hey...if you know this guy makes drugs...if you see him selling them...
1)get several friends together...the bigger the better..
2)each one grab a weapon...ball bats are very good...someone who knows a little martial arts would be a great asset...
3)in a calm but efficient manner proceed to the neighborhood "pharmacy"...make sure you knock first...and go right in...
4)have two or three of your biggest friends "detain" the "pharmacist(s)"...
5)make sure there are no children or animals about..if so...someone should take them out of the building and straight to a place of safety...
6)destroy EVERYTHING...
7)make it very clear to the "pharmacist" that this store is closed...and he/she has been transferred...
8)transfer said peron(s) to the police station...where, in a perfect world, they gladly take over and congratulate everyone on their deeds of valor..over the next few days a lawyer that actually prosecutes people like this and wins takes this case....really does win this case...and now everyone will hear how this neighborhood..ain't taking any more crap...