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Saturday, February 26, 2005
...seems Troy has had to take some pics off of his blog because he's found out that some people are downloading other peoples' stuff and selling them. Then he finds out that one of the people that comments regularly had someone comment on her blog with threats to her family... ...everyone's read stuff they don't like...I have and I either commented or just ignored it...but to threaten a person and her family...WTF??? Are you that much of a loser that you would even think of such a thing? Is your life that boring...do you hate that much? What were you thinking? Is it funny to you to be such an ass? I bet you're one of those people that deliberately starts fights...that thinks everyone is out to get you...that the moon landing never happened...not to mention a card carrying member of the KKK...you probably kick dogs and small children...cut in line at the store...complain about all the people on welfare while you count out how many food stamps you have left... ...go crawl back under your rock, shithead...with all the things going on in the world right now, we certainly don't need you here. And if you don't like what I have to say, then go ahead and threaten me...send your crappy comments, you little terrorist...you can only make us feel better about ourselves... Wednesday, February 23, 2005
...one more reason some people should be publicly flogged: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7017901/ ...if you feel the need to own a wild animal...get your shit together and think again...there is no good reason.... ...tomorrow is Diana's birthday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!!!!!!!! ...which brings me to...I think I forgot my cousin Jerri's birthday, in which case...I'm so sorry Jer, you know I love you.... ...the Oscars are on Sunday night..a whole 5 hours when it should take 3....I don't care who's been holding the envelopes...I don't care to hear every name of every person they ever met...and I love it when the winner is surprised...and obviously appreciates it...bu no matter what, I have to watch it... Sunday, February 20, 2005
here it is.....I'm joining again...and I hope everyone else will at least look into it... http://www.planetary.org ....and check these out, also.... http://www.planetary.org/html/society/tributes/index.html http://www.seti.org/ http://www.xprize.com/ Saturday, February 19, 2005
...here we go: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20050214/marswater.html .....wouldn't it be really cool if they got a picture of an alien life form waving at the camera? Anyone who think's that we are the only ones should really get a new perspective on things...how can we be? The universe is too big...and science has proven that we are here because of a series of accidents...luck of the draw...and our luck may be running out...mother nature takes care of herself...and if we don't get our shit together, she may be ready to kick our asses big time... ....now for all of the pious...did you ever think that maybe God decided to give us what we need...and let it go from there? Maybe He loves science...maybe He wants to study how things happen...and maybe He's a little pissed right now...because we haven't turned out so good after all...and just maybe He's letting it all happen...we made this huge bed...time to lie in it... ...Carl Sagan...one of the coolest scientists to have ever lived...had a lot of great ideas...now one book he wrote, "Contact," was a work of fiction...but said a lot...Hollywood made a movie out of it...and I imagine it pissed off a lot of people...watch it...it's quite cool.... ...I feel so bad this morning...I was talking to a friend on the phone last night...a very nice conversation...it has been a bad week...no sleep...stress...the usual...and the next thing I know, no one's on the other end. THEN I realize...I fell asleep! God, I'm so embarrassed...but I couldn't help it...I finally get to relax and to top it all off hear this soothing voice and BINGO!! ...I'm dreading getting out today...just a blah day...and now Wal Mart...and ya'll know how much I love that place...plus paying bills...yummm...what a wonderful combination...maybe I'll go by and bother the milk dud nazi...... ...I'm in the mood for a scary movie...some hot buttered popcorn...and no one close to my seat. I love the theater...but there seems to be, at least lately, someone that just HAS to be a nuisance, whether it be talking or making noise eating...then there's always the one that likes to put his or her feet up on the seat. There should be a rule...NOT on the first two seats next to another person. God, I love the theater... ...I'm getting into feeding the birds again...there's a male cardinal that eats from the feeder outside my back door...hearing him there is always a treat...and seeing that beautiful red is awesome...I highly recommend that you should do this...it's relaxing...and it makes me happy... ...It has occured to me that I really don't have any good reason to believe that anyone would want to hear all of this...but I appreciate the fact that those who post make me feel like they do.... Tuesday, February 15, 2005
...seems Troy is a SLACKER..a new Ray Liotta dvd and he doesn't tell me? So what that maybe he doesn't even know I'd do anything that man wanted me to....that's no excuse...geez...first I find out Troy is a milk dud nazi, then this.....he vexes me...I'm terribly vexed... ...I do believe that Alex needs to get out more.... Monday, February 14, 2005
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's" Inferno Hell Test ...I am sooo busted.... Friday, February 11, 2005
....so here comes Spring again...don't get me wrong...I love Spring...my favorite time of the year...but DURING Springtime...global warming sucks (and I don't want to hear it if you don't believe in it....) ....I'm dogsitting for a boxer (actually for a woman who owns the boxer)...isn't it amazing how a creature can have such a persoanlity...he's so ugly he's cute..and his nose is crooked...like it's been broken ....his name is Mickey...and I hate to say this, but that first afternoon when I was feeding him, all I could think of was "oh Mickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey....hey Mickey...." ....apparently Norm hates me...he keeps talking about that stupid Jeep of his..."oh look at me I have my top down...oh wow...everybody's waving at me..." making me all jealous and everything...well, I've got news for you, Norm...I'm FAKING it...yeah...you thought you had me...but it's only a clever ruse...a pretty good ruse...because obviously it's working!! HA! ~sigh~ ...thank God for Count Chocula... Wednesday, February 09, 2005
..."I don't know what I'm up against....I don't know what it's all about...I've got so much to think about....hheeeeeeyyyyy..." ....don't ask me why that popped into my head.... ....I got this craving today at work....for chocolate covered cherries.... Monday, February 07, 2005
...where the hell is Nikki? ...when are they gonna make some good scary (NOT gory...there IS a difference) movies? ...when is it gonna snow again? WILL it snow again? ...why can't people like me win the lottery? (I guess I'd have a better chance if I PLAYED the lottery...) ...will I ever get to go back to school? ...will I ever play the fiddle like Charlie Daniels and the violin like...like...a great violinist? ...will they ever put MST 3K back on tv? I miss Tom Servo... ...will my neighbor's landlord ever get a conscience? ...will I ever be able to cook like my grandma did? ...will my cats ever appreciate me? Sunday, February 06, 2005
...in the style of Britt...but not as funny... me returning a couple of dvd's and asking the clerk: "you want me to put 'em up here on the counter or in the bin?" clerk: "sure" me: ~blink~ **sorry...Britt's conversations are way more enlightening...and funny, too... Saturday, February 05, 2005
...the Internet Movie Database...you can look up practically anything..... ...I bought new bird feeders and LOTS of seed today...after I got sick and my bi-weekly dates with a needle and bags of really great meds, I got out of feeding the birds...which is a shame because I had some really neat ones around here. You'd never believe I actually wanted to be an ornithologist...but some days I didn't even want to feed the dog...that shit makes you tired...and keeps you feeling that way for months...but I want some parts of my life back...and I'm ready to open the smorgasboard again... ...I got a housesitting/dog sitting job...for a woman with a boxer (she's going to the Westminster dog show...how cool is that?)..her dog is so ugly he's cute...and a real sweetheart... Friday, February 04, 2005
"I was born a poor black child..." "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God." "I am out here for you. You don't know wht it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It's an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege, that I will never fully tell you about, ok?" "We seem to be made to suffer..it's our lot in life." "It was bad, mama. They laughed at me." "I don't know what they said; I only know that they met. What do you want me to do, kill 'em? if you want me to kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I don't have to kill 'em, but I'd like to kill 'em... I killed Ashley Wentworth; another killing or two won't make a difference... It would make me happy... I'd like to kill 'em both... I think it'd be better if I kill 'em both... Well, let me kill just one then... Whichever one you want... Alright, I'll wait. But the minute you say kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I'll love to kill 'em. It would give me immense pleasure." "Admit it! I'm the assertive man you need, and you're the hardcore bitch I've always dreamed of!" "Got any beer, coyote ugly?" "I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and the next year, and the year after that." Wednesday, February 02, 2005
...what was I thinking...trying to learn the violin isn't the easiest thing in the world...no matter how hard I try, I never seem to get it into tune...I even bought a digital tuner that helps with all these lights and a graph...turns green when it's ready...but something always sounds funny....now I understand the way my cat Blackjack looked as he slinked across the floor while I practiced; he looked like he'd be saying "the sky is falling! the sky is falling!" |