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...Mulder, I need you!!!

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Friday, February 11, 2005
 
....so here comes Spring again...don't get me wrong...I love Spring...my favorite time of the year...but DURING Springtime...global warming sucks (and I don't want to hear it if you don't believe in it....)
....I'm dogsitting for a boxer (actually for a woman who owns the boxer)...isn't it amazing how a creature can have such a persoanlity...he's so ugly he's cute..and his nose is crooked...like it's been broken ....his name is Mickey...and I hate to say this, but that first afternoon when I was feeding him, all I could think of was "oh Mickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey....hey Mickey...."
....apparently Norm hates me...he keeps talking about that stupid Jeep of his..."oh look at me I have my top down...oh wow...everybody's waving at me..." making me all jealous and everything...well, I've got news for you, Norm...I'm FAKING it...yeah...you thought you had me...but it's only a clever ruse...a pretty good ruse...because obviously it's working!! HA!

~sigh~

...thank God for Count Chocula...