...since I can't sleep a wink and am waiting to leave for work this morning, I decided to check out the "next blog" button...apparently there is a site where you can find a sex partner in Biloxi....complete with choose-your-own penis and bust size charts. Maybe it has to do with the fact that my mom is from Mississippi...that a lot of my relatives down there are, shall we say, ignorant...among other things...but for someone to actually look for sex in Mississippi...scares me...**
...wouldn't it suck to be sitting in a room with your parents (after coming back from that great Spring break trip with your friends) and seeing a commercial for the "GIRLS GONE WILD" videos...and suddenly remembering someone taking your picture...or was that a video camera they were holding...and there you are..flashing your parents on national television...
...my cats have been running around the house lately...a lot of the time in the middle of the night...making weird "happy cat" sounds and causing general messes by flying thru the air at top notch speeds, then hitting various pieces of whatever seems to be lying around...it's like a page out of Calvin and Hobbes...
...I don't care who has the right of way..people who don't get in the left lane as you merge onto the highway suck....


**if you are from Mississippi and/or have relatives there...if you find my comments on people from Mississippi are a bit offensive...so sorry...there are those there that are just fine....but...I've been there...
posted by Wanting at 1:16 AM