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Friday, April 01, 2005
..."It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." ... "Maybe I will, GOSH!" ..."I'm no biologist, but how many cells do single-celled organisms have?" ..."These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost." ..."I must be, like, a malfunction magnet. Because your shit keeps malfuntioning around me." ..."I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you." ..."Sorry, Candy. I adore you, I really do. It's just that I prefer my women with a penis." ..."We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here." ..."At my signal, unleash hell." ..."Got some letters here, personal things. Also, if I should fall, remember what you see here." ..."I have long feared that my sins would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could bear." |