COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME...
...when are the MBA playoffs gonna be over? I'm sorry, but I'm partial to horseracing (the Derby is this weekend) and the rodeo...would love to see a live baseball game again...more power to ya if you can sit and watch golf or football...thank God for the DVD player...
...why do people hurry to pull out in front of you in traffic, yet can't speed up once they get there...
...why they can have commercials about tampons and dousche and feeling fresh, yet there aren't any commercials on jock itch...
...when will they make a more realistic Barbie...Whitetrash Barbie...Trailortrash Barbie (NOT the same as Whitetrash Barbie)...Welfare Barbie, complete with the five kids and Loser/Jobless Ken...Meth Lab Barbie (the newest addition; she's from the small town of Pekin, Il)...


.....um, I think I should go, now..
posted by Wanting at 8:49 PM