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Monday, July 04, 2005
OK...one more thing, then I'm going to go watch a movie.... ......why is everyone so surprised when a shark attacks a person in the water? Now if the shark comes up on land and attacks, THAT'S a problem. Of course, if your're in your swimming pool, and a shark attacks, that's also a problem. ...I'm no expert on sharks, but...if you go into their area (personal space, territory, the water), you can pretty much expect them to be there at one point or another. Maybe no one in sharktown has told them the rules... mayor of sharktown: ...people come into your area, your rights as a card carrying member of the Shark Association are null and void...you must...and I do mean MUST avoid any contact at all time...it doesn't matter that they leave their garbage and piss in the water...it doesn't matter that they know dangerous creatures are here....you can't expect these people to be intelligent, look at the size of their brain! Anyway, just keep farther out into the ocean...oh, and if you see any divers there, give 'em a thrill, swim by a couple of times, then go home. Thank you and have a good day.enough said. |