...I haven't done this in a long time...but it being Sunday when all the hypocrites are more obvious...

...if you can't teach your kids manners, then don't breed.

...if you have no manners you're kids won't either...so don't breed.

...if you don't become pregnant after a million tries, but after taking fertility drugs you "miraculosly" become pregnant with sextuplets, it's NOT a miracle, dumbass. It's the fertility drugs. And if you can't support that many kids, maybe you shouldn't have spent it on fertility drugs. Try adoption.

...if I'm at a four way stop and you come to the same four way stop on the right or the left AFTER me, I GO FIRST.

...don't leave any living thing in the car in hot weather. Also, don't leave any living thing in a garage, in the sun, or with someone who doesn't know how to take care of anything.

...don't be arrogant...you ain't THAT good.

...don't be selfish...you probably don't deserve it.

...know your manners, or stay home.

...support our troops, no matter what. Don't make them feel bad because you don't like what's going on. I highly doubt they do, either.
posted by Wanting at 2:53 PM