...no I haven't been here in a while, and please don't lie and tell me how much you missed me...my posts are so informative and outstanding, 60 MINUTES should call me anytime now.

...I hope everyone is doing well...all those in Florida and Texas and anywhere near a hurricane, especially. After all that, our tornados here don't seem so bad, altho I bet Nikki would disagree with me.

...so I noticed some annoying things lately while watching movies...apparently the movie makers in Hollywood think that we are stupid...what do ya'll think of these...

.......several times I've seen where someone opens a hotel room door from the OUTSIDE without a key...someone please tell me where THAT'S ever happened?

.......it's in the Arctic, and this woman is standing there with no coat and she ISN'T cold.

........(this is for any of you ALIEN fans)...it takes longer than 15 minutes to go from egg to host to chest burster.

........let's not forget the dumb bimbo going to the basement (scantily clad and big, um....as Badandy puts it, puppies ) asking the deranged killer if he's there.

........it's completely quiet, except for the music that was edited into the movie for effect, and the person in the room (or wherever they may be) can't hear that sudden sound, but we do.

........it's common sense to know that, if you've just been chased and nearly run over by some crazy in an old truck, and it's the middle of nowhere, that you really shouldn't park on the side of the road and discuss your options...move your ass.

....and, of course...SHOOT THE FUCKER!!!

posted by Wanting at 9:13 AM