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Sunday, December 18, 2005
Commercials that annoy me... ...the Burger King king...one of the scariest things I've ever seen...and to think he plays football... ...Radio Shack/Verizon, where people sit in a chair and tell someone the gifts they want...the girl who is obviously a spoiled bitch...with her whipped boyfriend in tow...telling her mom that she wants this phone and she should get her for her or else she will tell dad, cause she's daddy's little girl... ...Victoria's Secret, with all the models who weigh 90 pounds slinking around and pouting in their underwear (yeah, yeah...lingerie...I know)...how about some guys that weigh 200 pounds and built like just about every woman's dream lover, showing off their underwear (boxers look good, but there are also those that look like bvds, then have a partial thigh like boxers...hugging...everything)...strutting around and being all manly men. But of course, we can't have that, can we? ...Girls Gone Wild video/dvd collections...do you guys really buy that shit? It's like all women (oh, wait...I should rephrase that..these definately aren't women, unless you consider a bimbo who will flash anyone with a camera and make out with her college roommate a woman) are bimbos...which is no more true than all men are dicks...although they found a bunch of them in these, didn't they? ...any feminne product commercial...paricularly the deouche commercials...trust me...if we ain't feeling fresh, we know where to go. So how about a jock itch commercial? Some manly men discussing how they feel so scratchy down there... ...any commercial that is shown twice in a row...I assume to make it stand out...well, it worked...it stands out...as being a waste of my time. It makes me not want to buy anything from them... ...newscasters that announce news for later...like a teaser...especially when it's really bad news...that seems a bit too morbid for me... ...the announcements that tell of the Bradley basketball game being played "this Wednesday night at 7!!" which means no Law and Order...how about you guys go somewhere else, maybe on a night when nothing good is on...I'm tired of missing one of the few shows I get to watch... |