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Sunday, April 23, 2006
So...can you guess what movie these come from... "I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; never fuck with people who handle your food." "When we throw the switches, how long before the ship blows?" "Tell you what. The truth is... sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it." "I thank God for every fucking day he gives me in the corps, oorah." " Now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with a fresh answer." "You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!" "You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY!" |