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Thursday, July 13, 2006
 
...it's a very hot day going into an even hotter weekend...and my neighbors are idiots. For some reason they get two puppies every year, and in a month or so they are tired of them. These are both black lab mixes, brother and sister, and I've already called animal control for abuse AND the police for insessant barking several times. As usual our animal control sucks...it took them about three calls to finally get here, in which he just writes a ticket and talks to them. Any follow up? NO. As long as you pay the ticket (something the EPA does, too...it's ok to put shit in the river, we're gonna fine you thousands of dollars...since you can afford it, you'll pay it and keep on dumping).

...people should have to be checked out before getting pets. This morning I saw a black dog that had a red bandana on...apparently just a pet that's gotten loose. I hope the person that owns him finds him before some other idiot in the neighborhood does and hurts him...people do that, too. There's supposedly dog fighting that goes on , but for some reason, no one can get them...they seem to break up before the police can catch them.

...once while walking I came upon the front half of a doberman. It still had a choker chain on, and by the look on it's face was still alive when they started to cut it in half.

...how many of us have seen little kids holding a puppy or kitten by a leg or a tail....what the fuck is wrong with the parents? A little kid doesn't know the difference...and if you teach your kids, the ones who do should teach the little ones when they see it.

...how many strays are there running around in your neighborhood? Don't give me that crap about how it's cruel or unnatural to have an animal spayed. Vets should do that for their communities...if you catch and bring in a stray, they will fix it for free. Don't tell me they can't afford it. I worked for one for five years...they can afford it. Then there's the best excuse I've ever heard for not getting an animal fixed..."mine is a male...ain't my fault the females are all in heat...he's just doin' what comes natural...let those owners get them fixed..."

...dumbass redneck hillbilly...you are the one that gives us good redneck hillbillies a bad name...

...so just in case you aren't getting it...don't leave an animal in a hot place...make sure there's plenty of water and it's NOT in the sun (look up, Einstein...the sun...the sun moves! DUH!!)...and don't get your snotty little brat a pet until you can teach him or her how to be good with it..