Ok...maybe I misunderstood and don't read Trashman as well as you guys...he obviously meant 20...so here's the other ten...

11. "No, Ray...I will NOT sleep with you, dammit. Go back to your wife..."

12. "Hey, Sin...I think you missed that chair leg there...and after you're done peeing on it, make sure you hump it a good one!"

13. "Coool...I didn't miss Jerry Falwell.."

14. "The space program sucks..."

15. "Let's go to Disney World and have some fun!"

16. "Elvis lives!!"

17. "I hate this Moose Tracks ice cream...gimme some more spinach, please.."

18. "No need to pay me for watching your dog...I do it because it's fun...especially when he bites"

19. "Mmmmmm, mayonnaise..."

20. "HEY!! Imagine a Jahovah's witness and a Mormon coming here at the same time...come on in..."
posted by Wanting at 12:49 AM