Dear welfare scammers next door....

...your dog, the one you decided to keep when you got rid of it's sibling (God only knows where) has some sort of infection in it's lungs...you can hear it whenever it barks...which is all the time. But that's ok, because your record for stiffing the vet every time you went to one, and how it's more important to have a cell phone than get rid of the cock roaches in your house, AND the fact you never have the right shots for the animals, much less proper housing and feeding, tells me this dog is history.

Dear politicians running for office....

...Illinois has become known for being one of the most corrupt states in the Union...the two people running for our next governor are both bad news, and many of the local candidates are just scary. Could you possibly give us a kiss before you screw us this time?

Dear lab that decided to hire two OTHER people instead of me....

...sure, they may be younger and have more degrees than I do, but where's the experience? Think about that when one of 'em screws something up.

Dear weatherman....

...snow this Thursday?? Bring it on, baby!!
posted by Wanting at 8:33 PM